The Sound Of Silence

Year: 2001

Gimme All Your Lovin’

From: ZZ Top & NoBull
Date: 1/9/01

Jims got to have a shot...
Of what the checkered got...
It’s oh so sweet...
You got to make it yourself...
Like a boomerang we need a repeat...

Give Jim all your cheering..
All your hoots and hollers too...
Give Jim all your cheering...
Don’t let up until were through...

Travis got to whip it up ..
Like to hit him with a ton of lead...
If I blow my top...
Will I let it go to my head...

Give Jim your cheering..
All your hoots and hollers too...
Give Jim all your cheering...
Don’t let up until were through...

Jims got to move it up...
And pass the screwballs like you should...
Jims got to pack it up...
And work it like only Jimmy could...

Give Jim all your cheering...
All your hoots and hollers ...
Give Jim all your cheering..
Don’t let up until we’re through...

The Logical Song

From: Supertramp & NoBull
Date: 1/11/01

When I was young, it seemed that racing was so wonderful,...
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical....
And all the fans in the stands, were there cheering so happily,...
Joyfully, playfully watching Jim....
But then they raised the price and I learned to be sensible,...
Logical, responsible, practical....
And they showed me a world of the tube could be so dependable,...
Clinical, intellectual, cynical....

There are times when all of na$car's asleep,..
The questions run too deep...
For such a simple fan....
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned...
I know it sounds absurd...
But please tell when it will end....

Now Jim watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,...
Liberal, fanatical, criminal....
Won't you post a few words, we'd like to feel you're
Acceptable, respectable, presentable,...

At night, when all the world's asleep,...
The questions run so deep...
For such a simple fan....
Won't you please, please tell me what na$car’s learned...
I know it sounds absurd...
But please tell me I’m just a fan...

I Won’t Back Down

From: Petty/Lynne & NoBull
Date: 1/11/01

Well Jim won't back down,
No Jim won't back down...
You could stand him up at the gates of hell...
But Jim won't back down...

Gonna stand his ground,
Won't be turned around...
And he'll keep na$car world from draggin' him down...
Gonna stand his ground
And he won't back down...

Chorus:
Hey Spencer Fans,
There ain't no easy way out...
Hey we will stand our ground...
And we won't back down...

Well I know what's right,
Na$car’s got just one high price..
In a world that keeps on pushin' us around..
But we'll stand our ground
And we won't back down...

Hey Jimmy there ain't no easy way out...
Hey Jimmy will stand his ground...
And he won't back down...
No, he won't back down...

Gallows Pole

From: Guthrie & NoBull
Date: 1/13/01

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,...
Think I see Spencer Fans coming,....
Riding a many mile.....
Friends, did you get some silver?....
Did you get a little gold?....
What did you bring this page, my dear friends,...
To keep Earnhardt Fans from the Gallows Pole?...
What did you bring them to keep Earnhardt Fans from the Gallows Pole?...
We couldn't get no silver, We couldn't get no gold,...
You know that we're too damn loyal...
To keep Earnhardt Fans from the Gallows Pole.....
Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,....
I think I see Jimmy Fans coming,....
Riding a many mile.....
Spencer Fans, did you get me some silver?...
Did you get a little gold?....
What did you bring me, my loyal Fans,...
To keep Earnhardt Fans from the Gallows Pole?...
Nope couldn't get you some silver,...
Nope no little gold,...
Couldn't bring a little of ev'ry thing...
To keep them from the Gallows Pole....
Nope can't bring them anything to keep them from the Gallows Pole....
Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,....
I think I see Earnhardt Fans coming,...
Riding a many mile, mile, mile....
Spencer Fans, I implore you, take them by the hand,...
Take them to some Earnhardt Page,...
Save us from the wrath of his Fans,....
Please take them,...

Old Time Rock & Roll

From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 1/16/01

Just take those old races off the shelf ...
I'll sit and watch 'em by myself...
Today's na$car ain 't got the same soul ...
I like that old time bump 'n' go...

Don't try to take me to a Daytona..
You'll never even get me out of the car..
In ten minutes I'll be late for the couch..
I like that old time nascar race'n..

Still like that old time nascar race'n...
That kind of race'n just soothes the soul..
I reminisce about the days of old...
With that old time bump 'n' go...

Won't go to hear them play no plate race...
I'd rather hear some super power 8's...
There's only sure way to get me to go...
Start racing old time bump 'n' go...

Call me a relic, call me what you will....
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill....
Today' na$car ain't got the same soul...
I like that old time bump'n' go...

Still like that old time bump'n' go...
That kind of race'n just soothes the soul...
I reminisce about the days of old ...
With that old time bump 'n' go...

Knocking On Heavens Door

From: Bob Dylan & NoBull
Date: 1/19/01

Mama, take this tee-shirt off of me...
I can't use it anymore....
It's the number 3 I don’t want to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on Earnhardt's door....

Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt's door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt's door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....

Mama, put my collectibles in the ground...
I can't use them anymore.....
That black driver is ignoring the crowd...
I feel like knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....

Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....
Knock, knock, knockin' on Earnhardt’s door....

Turn the Page

From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 1/27/01

On a long and lonesome highway ....
East of Daytona....
You can listen to the engine....
Moanin' out its green flag song ....
You can think about the driver...
Or the pit pass you had the night before ...

But your thoughts will soon be wandering...
The way they always do....
When you're stuck in a traffic jam for' sixteen hours ...
And there's nothin' much to do....
And you don't feel much like ridin',...
you just wish the trip was through ....

Here I am ...
Stuck in a jam again...
There I am
Having a brew...
Here I go
Playin' MRN again...
There I go ....
Moved two feet...

Well you walk to the car in front of you....,
Strung out from the road....
And you feel the eyes upon you....
As you're shakin' off the cold brew...
You pretend it doesn't bother you ...
But you just want to explode....

Most times you can't hear 'em talk,...
Other times you can't...
All the same old clichés,....
”The guy on MRN is such a ham?"....
And you always seem outnumbered by other fans...
You do dare make a stand....

Here I am ....
On the road again...
There I am....
Late for the race..
Here I go...
Moving two feet again ...
There I go....
It’s a shame...

Out there on the highway....
You're a million miles away...
Every ounce of energy ....
You try to say its ok...
As the sweat pours out your body ...
Like the static that the radio play...

Later in the evening ....
As you lie awake in bed....
With the echoes from the engines...
Ringin' in your head ...
You smoke the day's last cigarette,....
Rememberin' what she said....

Here I am ...
Leave earlier next time ...
There I am ...
Taking short cuts again...
Here I go
Late for a race again...
There I go ...
Turn the page ....

The Boys Are Back In Town

From: Thin Lizzy & NoBull
Date: 2/9/01

Guess who just got back to Daytona today?...
That wild-eyed Driver that had been away...
Haven't changed, always has much to say...
But man, I still think that Jimmy’s great...

Reporters were asking if you were around...
How you was, where you could be found...
Jim told them he was living in M town...
Driving all the Earnhardt Fans crazy...

Jimmy’s back in town...

You know the Spencer fans that used to cheer a lot...
Every Sunday Jim be on the track driving what he’s got...
Man when I tell you he was cool, she he was red hot...
I mean he was steaming...

That night over at Jimmy’s Pits...
Well this driver got up and he set up the car..
Man he just fell about the place..
If that Travis don't want to know, forget him...

Sunday afternoon we will be dressed to kill...
Down at Zippy's bar and grill...
The BOC will flow and the cheers will spill...
If that Jim want to drive, Travis better let him...

That engine in the K-Car blasting out my favorite song...
The afternoon is getting warmer, it won't be long...
It won't be long till green flag comes...

Now that Jim and the boys are here again...

Jim is back on the track....
Jim is back on the track....
Jim is back on the track....
Jim is back...
Jim is back...

Like A Rock

From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 2/22/01

Jim stood there boldly....
Sweatin' in the sun...
Felt like a million...
Felt like number one...
The height of nascar...
Jim never felt that strong...
At the Rock...

Jim's driving for K-mart..
Doesn't have a care...
Working for Travis..
Who doesn’t have a dime to spare...
But Jim was mean and..
Solid everywhere...
At the Rock...

Jim’s hands are steady...
Jim’s eyes were clear and bright...
His walk had purpose...
His steps were quick and light...
And I held my BOC firmly...
To what I felt was right...
At the Rock...

At the Rock, Jim is strong as He could be...
At the Rock, nothin' ever got to Jim...
At the Rock, Jim is something to see...
At the Rock...

And I stood in front of the TV ....
Unencumbered by the weight...
Of all these other fans and schemes...
I stood proud, I stood tall...
High above it all...
I still believed in Spencer Fans dreams...

At the Rock...

Slow Ride

From: Foghat & NoBull
Date: 3/2/01

Slow ride, its the 26 car
Slow ride, its the 66 car...
Slow ride, its a Carter Car
Slow ride, its a Carter car.

Jims in the mood,
They say the set up is right,...
Move to the front, hmmmm
Rolling to the back.....
Oooh, oooh, slow ride
Oooh, oooh ...

Maybe I’m Amazed

From: Paul McCartney & NoBull
Date: 3/1/01

Maybe I'm amazed at the way the chat rooms broke all the time...
Maybe I'm afraid I'll never get to chat with you ....
Maybe I'm amazed at the way it crashes all the time...
And hung me on a line....
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need it..

Maybe I'm a fan and maybe I'm a Spencer fan..
Who's in the middle of something ...
That he doesn’t really understand....

Maybe I'm a fan and I'm not the only fan...
Webbie could ever help me ....
Webbie won't you help me understand...

Money Talks

From: AC/DC & NoBull
Date: 3/3/01

Tailored suits, chauffeured cars...
Fine hotels and big cigars...
Na$car’s up for grabs, up for a price...
Where the red hot owners keep on dancing through the night...

The claim is on you...
The sights are on me...
So what do you do...
That's guaranteed...
Hey France Kids, you want it all...
The furs, the diamonds, the painting on the wall...

Come on, come on, love Na$car for the money...
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk...
Come on, come on, love Na$car for the money...
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk....

A Chase shirt, foreign chef...
A big house with king size bed...
We've had enough, you sold us out....
The dollar's up - and TV coverage is going down...

The claim is on you...
The sights are on me...
So what do you do...
That's guaranteed...
Hey France Kids, you broke the laws...
You hustle, you deal, you steal from us all...

Come on, come on, love Na$car for the money...
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk...
Come on, come on, love Na$car for the money...
Come on, come on, listen to the moneytalk...
Moneytalks, yeah, yeah...

Money talks, B.S. walks...
Money talks, come on, come on...

Sharp Dressed Man

From: ZZ Top & NoBull
Date: 3/6/01

Blue car, Red K..
and I know where Jim is goin' to...
Tee shirt, 26 Hat,...
I don't need a reason why....
Jim is runnin' just as fast as he can..
Coz every Spencer Fans crazy 'bout the K-Mart man....

BOC, Pork rings...,
I ain't missin' a single thing....
Lounge car, remote,....
When Jim step out I'm gonna cheer you to a win.....
Jim is runnin' just as fast as he can...
Coz every Spencer fans crazy 'bout a hard driven man.....

Yates engine, set-up right,
I don't worry coz Travis wallets fat....
Pit crew, air gun,....
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for a win....
Jims runnin' just as fast as he can...
Coz every Spencer Fans crazy 'bout a hard driven Man...

Theme from "Shaft"

From: Isaac Hayes & NoBull
Date: 3/8/01

Shaft
Who's the 26 car driven man..
That's a fast machine to all the tracks?...
(JIM!)....
You're damn right....

Who is the man...
That would drive like no other for his
Spencer fans?...
(JIM!)...
Can ya dig it?...

Who's the cat that won't cop out...
When there's race cars all about...
(JIM!)...
Right on...

You see this cat JIM is a bad mother--...
(Shut your mouth)...
But I'm talkin' about JIM...
(Then we can dig it)...
He's a complicated man...
But no one understands him but his fans...
(Jimmy Spencer)...

Over the Rainbow....."

From: Harburg/Arlen & NoBull
Date: 3/9/01

Somewhere Over The Rainbow...
Way Up High....
There's A checkered flag that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.....
Somewhere Over The Rainbow...
Jimmy’s car is Blue ...
And The Dreams That You Dare To Dream
Really Do Come True.....

Someday I'll Wish Upon A Star
And Wake Up
Where The Cars Are Far Behind Jim....
Where Troubles Melt with good pit stops
Away you will here my Coors pop Tops...
That's Where You'll Find Me. ....

Somewhere Over The Rainbow...
Checkered flags Fly....
Other teams fly Over The Rainbow
Why Then Oh Why Can't Jim?...

If Happy Little Spencer Fans Fly
To The message board to cheer...
Why Oh Why Can't I?....

Layla

From: Clapton/Gordon & NoBull
Date: 3/17/01

What'll you do when the car gets slower...
And you say Jim just do what you can....
You've been running and a crew chief much too long.....
You know it's just your foolish pride.....

Donnie, you've got me on my knees....
Donnie, I'm begging, you please....
Donnie, won't you give Jimmy a decent car...

I tried to give the team consolation...
I’m getting older and you let me down...
Like a fool, I stand up for the team to others...,
Turned my whole world upside down.....

Travis, you've got me on my knees....
Travis, I'm begging, you please....
Travis, won't you open the purse stings...

I’ll try to make the best of the situation...
Before I finally go insane....
Please don't say we'll never find a way...
And tell me all my cheering is in vain....

Jimmy, You got me standing on my feet...
Jimmy, Mr. Excitement in your hands...
Jimmy drive it to #1...
Before I finish my BOC...

Space Oddity

From: David Bowie & NoBull
Date: 3/21/01

Spencer Fans to Major Jim...
Spencer Fans to Major Jim...
Eat your protein bar and put your helmet on...

Spencer Fans to Major Jim...
Commencing countdown, engines on.....
Check ignition and may God's speed be with you....

Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Green flag....

This is Spencer Fan to Major Jim...
You've really made the grade...
And your fans want to know where to buy the shirts you wear....
Now it's time to leave 42 cars in your rear view if you dare...

"This is Spencer Fan to Major Jim...
I'm stepping through the couch...
And I'm floating in a most peculiar wave...
And the new hat looks very different today...

For here....
you are sitting in a tin can...
Far in front of DJ....
And the K car is blue...
And there's nothing Wingo can do...

Though you past 42 slower cars....
I'm feeling very still...
And I think your car knows which way to go...

Spencer Fan to Major Jim...
Your car owner’s brain is dead, ....
Can you hear me, Major Jim?.....
Can you hear me, Major Jim?...
Can you hear me, Major Jim?...
Can you....

After Midnight

From: J. J. Cale & NoBull
Date: 3/24/01

During Bristol,
We're gonna let it all hang down.....
During Bristol,
We're gonna chug-a-lug and shout.....
We're gonna stimulate some action;....
We're gonna get some satisfaction.....
Na$car’s gonna find out what where all about.....
During Bristol,
We're gonna let it all hang down.....

During Bristol,
We're gonna shake your Spencer hats....
During Bristol,
It's all gonna be BOC and wings....
We're gonna cause talk and suspicion;...
We're gonna give an exhibition.....
Na$car’s gonna find out what it is all about.....
During Bristol,
We're gonna let it all hang down......

We Are The Champions

From: Freddie Mercury & NoBull
Date: 3/27/01

Jims paid his dues...
Time after time...
He's done his sentence...
But committed no crime...
And bad mistakes...
Wingo made a few...
Jim's had his share of dirt
Kicked in his tank...
But he's come through...
And I need to go on and on and on and on....

We are the Spencer Fans - my friend...
And we'll keep on fighting till the end...
We are the Spencer Fans....
We are the Spencer Fans....
No time for whiners...
'Cause we are the Spencer Fans
Of Nascar...

I've taken my coolers...
And my chips and my BOC...
I've bought my tee-shirts and hats....
And everything that goes with it....
I thank you Pam...
But it's been no bed of roses, no pleasure cruise....
I consider it a challenge before the whole gang at work...
And I ain't gonna lose...
And I need to go on and on and on and on...

La Grange

From: ZZ Top & NoBull
Date: 3/29/01

Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town..
'Bout that 26 car out on the track....
And you know what I'm talkin' about.....
Just let me know if you wanna go ....
To that track out on the range....
They gotta lotta nice cars....

Have mercy.....
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.....
A haw, haw, haw....

Well, I hear Jims fine if Wingo's got the time...
And the top ten to get Jim in. ...
A hmm, hmm.....
And I hear the cars tight most ev'ry lap,...
But Wingo might be mistaken....
hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm....

Have mercy.....

Free Ride

From: Edgar Winter Group & NoBull
Date: 3/31/01

The tire pressure is high, the pressures too low .....
And Wingo's confused 'bout which to go,..

So I flew to my keyboard to give you a hand,.....
And lead you into, the promise land....

Chorus:
Come on and take a new ride,...
New ride,...
Come on and take it we'll be by your side...,
Come on and take a new ride!...

All over the track, I'm seeing the same,..
Jimmy’s not winning, at Travis type of game,
We gotta do better, it's time to begin,
You know all the answers
Must come from within.

Come on and take a new ride,...
New ride,...
Come on and take it we'll be by your side...,
Come on and take a new ride!...

Come on and take a new ride yea, yea, yea, yea......

White Rabbit

From: Grace Slick & NoBull
Date: 3/31/01

One turn makes you looser...
And one turn makes you tight,...
And the ones that Wingo gives Jim...
Don't do anything at all.....
Go ask Travis...
When he thinks he knows it all.....

And if Jim goes chasing the checkered ...
And you know you're going to fall, ...
Tell 'em Wards smoking caterpillar ...
Has given you the yellow flag....
Call Wingo...
He thinks he knows it all.....

When the men on the pitwall...
Get up and tell you where to go....
And Jim just had some kind of pitstop...
And your jackman is moving slow....

Go ask Travis...
I think he'll know.....
When logic and proportion ....
Have fallen sloppy dead,....
And the 26 crap is falling backwards....
And Jimmy's yelling "off with Wingo’s head!" ...
Remember what NoBull said:...

Get a new ride....
Get a new ride.....

Ruby Tuesday

From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 4/3/01

Wingo would never say where he came from...
That race don't matter if it's gone...
While the car is tight...
In Jims darkest hour...
Wingo doesn’t know...
He comes and go...

Goodbye Donnie Wingo,
Who could hang a crew chiefs name on you?...
Can’t make a change with ev'ry bad lap...
I’m not gonna miss you ....

Don't question why Jim needs to be so free..
He'll tell you it's the only way to be..
Wingo cant make a change..
A team where nothing's gained and nothing's lost ....

Goodbye Donnie Wingo,
Who could hang a crew chief name on you?...
When you change...

"There's no time to lose"....
I heard Jim say...
Catch the lap cars before they slip away...
Getting lapped all the time...
Lose your owner or I will lose my mind...
Ain't na$car unkind?...

Goodbye Donnie Wingo,
Who could hang a name on you?
When you leave...

Beautiful Day

From: Bono & NoBull
Date: 4/5/01

The Car is Blue...
Shoots up through to the pit crew...
There's no room....
No space so Jim makes his own...

Jims out of luck...
And the reason that we have to cheer...
The 20 is stuck...
And Tony’s not moving anywhere...

We hope you'd found a friend....
To help you out to first place...
Todd you could lend a hand...
In return for my grace...

It's a beautiful day.....
Green flag falls, you feel like....
It's a beautiful day....
Don't let it get away....

Jims on the track...
And he’s got one destination....
He's in the high groove....
In the maze of DW's imagination...

You love this track....
Even if that doesn't ring true....
You've been all over....
And it's been all over you....

It's a beautiful day....
Don't let the rear get away...
It's a beautiful day....

Hear us....
Cheer Jim to that first place....
Hear Us....
I know Jim's not a hopeless case....

See the car its white and blue...
See the checkered in front of Jim...
See the 88 broken by debris...
See the 24 fleets clearing out...
See the 6 fires out the rear...
See the oil fields out of the #2....

It was a beautiful day.....
Don't let it get away.....
Beautiful day.....

Hear us....
Cheer Jim to that checkered flag....
Hear us...
I know Jims not a hopeless case....

Sweet Home Alabama

From: King/VanZant/Rossington & NoBull
Date: 4/19/01

Big wheels keep on turning....
Carry me home to see the race...
Singing songs about the Southland...
We’re at Alabamy once again ...
And I think its a win, yes...

Well I heard Larry Mac talk about Jim...
Well, I heard ole DW put Jim down...
Well, I hope DW will remember ...
Spencer Fans don't need him around anyhow...

Sweet home Alabama....
Where the K-Mart car is blue .....
Sweet Home Alabama ...
Lord, I'm watch'en on the tube...

On Jimmy’s board they love their driver...
Now we all did what he could do ...
Now the crew chief sometimes bothers me ...
Donnie does your conscience bother you? ....
Tell the truth....

Sweet home Alabama ....
Where Jims car is Blue...
Sweet Home Alabama....
Lord, I'm watch'en on the tube...
Here I come Alabama....

Now Muscle Shoals has got the jack in hand...
And the crews been known to change a tire or two...
Lord they try to get Jim up front...
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue ....
Now how about you?....

Sweet home Alabama ....
Where Jims car is Blue...
Sweet Home Alabama ....
Lord, I'm watch'en on the tube..

Welcome Back Kotter

From: John Sebastian & NoBull
Date: 4/22/01

Welcome back,...
Your dream for some new employees...
Welcome back,...
To that same old place that you laughed about.....

Well, the names are the same since you hung around,....
But those dreams have remained and Jim still drives around....

Who'dve thought you'd leave us ?....
(Who'dve thought you'd leave us?)...
Back here where we need ya?....
(Back here where we need ya?)....

Yeah, we tease Donnie a lot,...
Cuz we've got him on the spot....
Welcome back.....

Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back....
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back..

Standing On Top Of The World

From: Van Halen & NoBull
Date: 4/30/01

Hey, Jimmy. Woo!....
You know we believe in you..
That's all we ever need. Uh-huh...
No no, nothin's gonna stop you...
Nothin' will discourage you. Oh, no...

Hey Jimmy, you found the only way out...
Oh, Donnie', now come on...
Jim knows what its all about?...

Driven' on top of the leader board..
For a little while....
I was standin' on top of the couch...
Jims Gonna give it all he’s got....

Oh, I know you wanna win...
You gave us a little taste...
Jim just wanna sink my teeth in that...
Fine piece o' real estate. Yeah....

Hey Jimmy, woo! Make it nice 'n sweet. Ooh!..
Oh, Donnie Wingo....
Let' Jimmy take you for a walk down Easy Street....

Standin' on top of the world
For a little while
Standin' on top of the world
Let's give it all we got

(Ooo-ooo-ooo) Jimmy’s, got that feelin'...
(Ooo-ooo) Oh, We wanna buy pizza now...
(Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo) See the whole Na$car world turn upside-down.....

(BOC break)

Hey Jimmy, woo!...

Someday, we'll be standin' on top of the car...
In a little while...
Standin' on top of the car...
Jim will get it done....
Standin' on top of the car...
In a little while...
Standin' on top of the car...
Jimmy is giving it all he’s got...

Rock And Roll All Night

From: Kiss & NoBull
Date: 5/2/01

Jim will show us everything he’s got..
He really racin, and the track gets hot...
Jim drives Na$car wild, he'll drive us crazy..
Jim says he gonna go for the win...
The race has just begun, we'll Todd let you in....
Jim drives us wild, we'll drive Stewart fans crazy....
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'

I wanna rock and roll all nite and cheer every day...

ADAM!!!!!!

You keep on saying you'll hang back for awhile...
Jim’s lookin' fancy and we like your style...
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy...

BLUELIGHT!!!!!

Jim shows us everything he’s got...
And we know that's quite a lot ....
And you drive us wild, we'll drive Donnie crazy ....
We keep on shoutin', We keep on shoutin'...

I wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day...

Start Me Up

From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 6/5/01

If you start Jim up....
If you start Jim up He'll never stop....
If you start Jim up...
If you start Jim up He'll never stop...

He's been running hot...
If you get him ticking gonna blow his top...
If you start Jim up...
If you start Jim up He'll never stop...

You make a grown Fan cheer....
Fill up the oil, the gasoline....
Jim drives smooth, and rides in a mean, mean machine...
Start Jim up ...

If you start Jim up....
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got...
He can compete with the riders in the other heats...
If Jim roughs it up...
If the car is good you can slide it up, slide it up .....

Jim makes a grown fan cheer.....
My eyes dilate, my lips say go green...
Pit crews hands are greasy...
Yellow Freights a mean, mean machine....

Start Jim up ....
If you start Jim up...
He'll give it all he’s got....
And he'll never, never, never stop...
Never, never...
Slide it up....

You make a grown fan cheer....
Ride like the wind at double speed....
Jim takes you places that you've never, never seen....

Start Jim up...
Love that day when we will never stop, never stop....
Never stop, never stop....

Jim Won't Back Down

From: Petty/Lynne & NoBull
Date: 6/7/01

Well Jim won't back down,
No He won't back down.....
You could stand him up at the gates of Na$car
But he won't back down....

Gonna stand his ground,
Won't be turned around...
And he'll keep this world from draggin' him down....
Gonna stand his ground
And he won't back down.....

Chorus:
Hey Jimmy,
There ain't no easy way out....
Hey Jim will stand his ground...
And he won't back down...

Well he know what's right,
He’s got just one rule...
Mike Helton keeps on pushin' him around...
But He'll stand his ground
And he won't back down....

Hey Jimmy,
There ain't no easy way out....
Hey Jim will stand his ground...
And he won't back down...
No he won't back down....

Right Now

From: Van Halen & NoBull
Date: 8/3/01

Don't wanna wait til Richmond,....
Why put it off another day?......
One more walk through problems,....
Built up, and nothing stands in your way ,ah ......

One step ahead, one top 5 behind Jim ....
Now you gotta run to get the checkered...
Make future plans, don't dream about yesterday, hey .....
C'mon turn, turn this thing around .....

Right now, hey.....
It's your Indy...
Right now,....
C’mon, it’s everything....
Right now,.....
Catch a magic moment, do it....
Right here and now .....
It means everything.....

T.N.T.

From: AC/DC & NoBull
Date: 8/5/01

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

See Jim ride out onto the track....
On your colour TV screen.......
Out for all that Jim can get...
If you know what I mean....
Drivers to the left of Jim...
And drivers to the right....
Jims got the engine...
Jims got the set up.....
So Nadeau don't you start no fight....

CHORUS:
'Cause Jims T.N.T.
He's dynamite
T.N.T.
And he'll win the fight...
T.N.T.
Jims a power load....
T.N.T.
Watch him explode....

Dancing in the Streets

From: Gaye/Stevenson/Hunt & NoBull
Date: 8/18/01

Woo!.....
Ah, yeah!.....
Callin' out, around the world....
Are you ready for a brand new beat?....
Summer's here, and the time is right....
For cheerin' in the street....

They're cheerin' in Chicago (They'll be cheerin').....
Down in New Orleans (cheerin' in the streets)...
Up in New York City (cheering in the streets)....

All we need is one win (Sweet sweet)....
Sweet victory (sweet sweet victory)....
There'll be cheering everywhere .....
(Ooh-oo-ooh) There'll be swingin', swayin', flags a swaying....
Cheerin' in the street.....

(Ah) Oh, it doesn't matter what you wear...
Just as long as you are there....
So come on (Ah) every Spencer fan, grab a BOC, everywhere, 'round the world......
There'll be cheerin', ' in the street....

(Ooh-oo-ooh) It's just an invitation, 'cross the nation....
A chance for the folks to meet....
There'll be laughin', singin', music swingin'
Cheerin' in the street....

Philadelphia, PA (cheerin' in the street)....
Baltimore, in D.C. now (cheerin' in the streets).....
Can't forget the Motor City (cheerin' in the streets)....

Spencerstruck

From: Angus Young & NoBull
Date: 8/28/01

(SPENCER) (x10)

Jim was caught....
In the middle groove at the track (SPENCER) ...
Of a lightning attack....
Jim looked round...
And Jim knew there was no turning back... (SPENCER)
My mind raced...
And I thought what could Jim do (SPENCER).....
And I knew...
There was no help, no help for Jim (SPENCER)....

Sound of the 26 engine....
Beatin' in our hearts...
The thunder of engines...
Tore us apart....

You've been - Spencerstruck...

We Won't Back Down"

From: Petty/Lynne & NoBull
Date: 9/20/01

Well we won't back down,
No we won't back down...
Bin Laden could stand us up at the gates of hell...
But we won't back down...

Were gonna stand our ground,
Won't be turned around...
And I'll keep his world from draggin' us down..
Gonna stand our ground
And we won't back down..

Chorus:
Hey Laden, there ain't no easy way out...
Hey we will stand our ground...
And we won't back down...

Well we know what's right,
Laden's got just one life...
In his world he tries pushen' us around...
But we'll stand our ground
And we won't back down...

Hey Laden there ain't no easy way out...
Hey we will stand our ground...
And we won't back down...
No, we won't back down...

Old Time Rock & Roll

From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 10/23/01

Just take those old races off the shelf ...
I'll sit and watch 'em by myself ....
Today's na$car ain't got the same soul ...
I like that old time bump and go...

Don't try to take me to Daytona...
You'll never even get me to the Dega track...
In ten minutes I'll posting a song...
I like that old time bump and go...

Still like that old time bump and go...
That kind of racen just soothes the soul ....
I reminisce about the days of old ....
With that old time bump and go...

Won't go to see them race a tango ....
I'd rather hear some engines go...
There's only sure way to get me to go...
Give me back the bump and go...

Call me a relic, call me what you will...
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill ...
Today' Na$car ain't got the same soul....
I like that old time bump and go...

Still like that old time bump and go...
That kind of racen just soothes the soul ....
I reminisce about the days of old ....
With that old time bump and go...

Gimmie Answers

From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 10/23/01

Oh, a rumor is threat'ning...
About Jims ride today...
If I don't get some answers...
Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away....

Chip Ganassi, Jim it's just a shout away ....
It's just a shout away ....
01 McDonalds, Jim it's just a shout away....
It's just a shout away ....

Ooh, see team Ganassi sweepin'.....
At Daytona today....
Burns up the track like a red coal carpet ....
Mad bull lost its way .....

Tell us Jimmy it's just a shout away ....
It's just a shout away....
Ganassi Racing, it's just a shout away ....
It's just a shout away ...

01 McDonalds!
It's just a shout away

It's just a shout away

Watching The Wheels

From: John Lennon & NoBull
Date: 10/24/01

People say Na$car’s crazy
Doing what they’re doing...
Well drivers give them all kinds of warnings
To save Na$car from ruin...
When Helton says that its o.k.
Well we look at him kind of strange...
Surely you're not happy now you no longer play the game....

People say I'm lazy
Posting my life away...
Well Benny give me all kinds of advice
Designed to enlighten me...
When I tell them that I'm not doing fine
Watching drivers hit the wall....
Pray Jim miss the big one, cause Na$car’s no longer on the ball....

I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round....
I really love to watch them race..
They looked like there riding on the merry-go-round....
I just had to Shut it off....
I just had tooooooo Shut it off.....

Smooth Criminal

From: Jackson, Alien Antfarm and Timo1
Date: 10/29/01

Stupid Rookie:
As he came onto the track
Was the sound of tires squeal
He came onto the Backstretch
He left tiremarks on his door
He was hitting the wall
He could see he was disabled
So he ran into the leader
He was struckdown
He got one lap back

Kenny are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK Kenny
Jeff are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Jeff
Tony are you OK
You OK
Are You OK Tony
Dale are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Dale

Ricky Are you OK
Well tell us that you're OK
There the net's down in the window
After he struck you
A smokescreen Ricky
He ran into your quarter panel
He left tire marks on the track
Then he ran into the leader
He was wiped out
He got another lap back

Junior are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Junior
Ward are you OK
You OK
Are You OK Ward
Todd are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Todd

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A Stupid Rookie

So he came onto the Straightway
It was Sunday
In a Black car
He could see your Bumper
Thinking he was
Intimidator

Kyle are you OK
You OK Kyle
Bobby are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Bobby
Terry are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Terry
Dave are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Dave

Mark are you OK
Will you tell us that you're OK
There the net's down in the window
After he struck you
A smokescreen
He ran into your quarter panel
He left tire marks on the track
Then he ran into the leader
He was wiped out
He got another lap back

Kurt are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Kurt
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A stupid rookie

Sterling are you OK
Will you tell us that your OK
There the net's down in the window
After he struck you
A smokescreen Sterling
He came up behind Jimmy
He left tire marks on his door
Then Jimmy took him to the wall
He was struck down
It was his doom

Kevin are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Harvick
Kevin are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Harvick
Kevin are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Harvick
Kevin are you OK
You OK
Are you OK Harvick

The Wind Cries Ganassi

From: Hendrix & NoBull
Date: 10/30/01

After all the jacks are in their boxes,...
And the clowns have all gone to bed,...
You can hear happiness staggering on down the garage,....
Footprints dress in blue and white....

And the wind whispers Ganassi.

A Fan is drearily cheering...
The broken pieces of yesterday's race.....
Somewhere a Fan is cheering,....
Somewhere a Fan with his beer... .

And the wind it cries Ganassi.

The flag is flying green tomorrow ....
And shine of the car down on the track....,
The tiny missed set up brings the car downstream...
'Cos the owner has no life....

And the Fan screams Ganassi.....

We will remember...
That name it has blown in Jim’s past,...
And with the clutch the Travis bought at K-Mart...,
God we knew it wouldn’t last....

And The Fans Scream GANASSI.

I Wanna Talk About Me

From: Toby Keith & Ftwspenfan
Date: 11/2/01

We talk about the cars,
Adjusting track bars,
We talk about our favorite Nascar stars,
We talk about the teams,
And the guys n the pits,
And the women in the grandstands,
And their great big ......

We talk about the tires,
We talk about the jacks,
We talk about Benny,
And the talent that he lacks,
We talk about Dale,
And the big brown truck,
About is luck, how he sucks,
As if we really give a ......

I like talkin bout
Lots of things including these....
But on TNT,
They only talk about "eeeeeeee"
They're in love with little "e"....

They wanna talk about "e"
They wanna talk about Mike,
They wanna talk about
All the losers at DEI,
What they think, what they say,
What they smoke, what they drink,
What they eeeeeaaaaatttttt.....

I like talkin bout
Lots of things excluding these....
But on NBC.....
They only talk about "eeeeeeeee"

Ballad of Jed Clampett

From: Flatt/Scruggs & Ftwspenfan
Date: 11/03/01

Come & listen to a story
About a man named Ned
A stock car driver
Who one night "lost his head"
Said to his wife
Havin a son would be cool,
Nine months later
Came a "babbling fool"....

Well the next thing you know
Dale Jarrett’s winning Busch
Passing lapped traffic
Even with an aero push,
Told his dad one day
"I'm ready to move up"
So they loaded up the Fords,
And they went to Winston Cup
( racin that is, faster cars, bigger bucks )

So now it's time to say goodbye
To 2001.
Except for those restrictor plates
It's been a lot of fun,
You know we'll all be back next year
Cause things are looking up....
We're gonna watch the 01 Dodge
Win the Winston cup!
( Get them gloves off....Ya hear? )

Racecar Driver

From: Dio & Timo1
Date: 11/5/01

Racecar Driver
You've been down too long with the 26 team
Oh what's becoming of you
Stuck in the mire
You can see the leader but know his gone
Oh don't you see the cars through

Gotta get away
Racecar Driver

Sh!tty setups
Like there's an anchor tied to you
Leaders coming to through

Race for the points
You can ride in the back till you see the light
Oh we pray it will be alright

Gotta get away-get away

Between the white lines
Cars go by on both sides
Hear your fans Whines
Time to look at other rides

Racecar Driver

You're the star in our eyes
No need to feel so down

Jump in the 01
You can feel the power and you know you can
Daytona is your third race won

Racecar Driver

Mr. Excitement

From: Motley Crue & Timo1
Date: 11/8/01

Fan favorite Jimmy's got Grinch on his hood
He races out of Berwick PA
Got a 63 Convertible Vette
Traded paint with the pros
Big Jimmy's running real good
But I hear he's lookin around
Got a new ride, tells Travis his leavin town
OK Carter says I got a Bodine
He's the one they call Mr. Excitement
He's the one that never forgets
He's the one they call Mr. Excitement

Wingo’s on the radio always ignore
He's getting paid
Jimmy's got it sideways
Got it up in the gray
Got a little bite, passing up high
But at the finish in front he'll be found
Signing pictures for fans
Call this Jimmy's town

He's gonna be your Champion

I've got one thing you'll understand
He's not what you'd call a glamorous man
Got one thing that's easily understood
He's the one they call Mr. Excitement

He'll tell you Petty's the king
Of these NASCAR Tracks
Moving up to the high groove
Came by his pit as the leader
Says he never forgets
Time to pit he's running out of juice
Time to move out quick

Heard a rumour going round
Jimmy's going to the 01
This time he's going to win

He's going to be your Champion

Let him race you car, Just set it up
Some people shake when he's in the mirror
Let him introduce himself with a tap
He's the only one they call Excitement

Hush

From: Deep Purple & NoBull
Date: 11/12/01

I got a certain driver and he’s on my mind...
No doubt about it he drives just fine...
Jim’s the best driver that I ever seen...
Sometimes he gonna make my cheers go screech...

Hush, hush....
I thought I heard Jim calling Ganassi's name now...
Hush, hush....
He’s driven for Target and I love the new change now....
Hush, hush...
Thought I heard Chip calling Jims name now...
Hush, hush..
I need Jim to leave Travis, cause Travis is to blame now....

(Cheer, Cheer)
They'll announce it early in the morning...
(Cheer, Cheer)
We'll Party late into the evening...
(Cheer, Cheer)
Well, Jim hear that, we need it....
(Cheer,Cheer)
Oh, Jim gotta gotta have it...

Travis has a head like quicksand....
Only took one touch of his hand...
To blow an engine.....
That Jim can't drive crap loose and tight...

Listen....
Cheer, Cheer...
Thought I heard Chip calling Jims name now...
Cheer, Cheer...
No more broken cars .....
Cheer, Cheer....

Good Ol’ Boys

From: Waylon Jennings & Almightymjohn
Date: 11/13/01

Jim’s a good ole boy
He likes to stand on the gas
Got a Dodge that is red
Y’all better look out ahead
Cause our boy’s haulin a$$
Passin cars fast
Like they was still
Some days Sterling might beat em but Gordon never will

Gonna make Harvick pay
The only way he knows how
But that’s just a little bit more than Helton allows

Jim’s a good ole boy
In the Oh 1 Dodge
Winnin more trophys than anyone in the garage

Deck the Halls

From: Traditional & NoBull
Date: 11/14/01

Deck the hall with flags from target.....
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Next season we will be cheering...
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our Jimmy Tee-shirts...
Fa la la la la la, la la la...

Fly to the checkered in the 01...
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the brand new car before us....
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Strike the keyboard come and join us...
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Follow me to the TV...
Fa la la la la, la la la la

While I grab a special treasure (BOC)..
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Fast away the new car passes..
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Hail the new ride Ganassi gave Jim
Fa la la la la, la la la la

I’m So Excited

From: Lawrence/Pointer/Pointer/Pointer & NoBull
Date: 11/17/01

Today’s the day Jims gonna make it happen,....
Today I'll put my team bashing aside.....
Give in this time and show me the new Dodge car,....
Jims going for those Wins in his new ride.....

I want my new hat, new Tee,....
Wrap that car in a bullseye....
I want my new flag, new car,...
I just can't get enough,....
And when Jim drives real fast,...
I'll let it show....

I'm so excited,....
And I just can't hide it,....
I'm about to lose control....
And I think I like it.....
I'm so excited,...
And I just can't hide it,....
And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know Jim will win, will WIN .....

We shouldn't even think about the last team,...
Those nightmares will last a long long time.....
We'll have a good time dear fans don't you worry,....
And when Jim’s on the roof it will be just fine....

Let's get excited,....
And we just can't hide it,....
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.....
I'm so excited,....
And I just can't hide it,....

Another One Bites The Dust

From: Deacon & NoBull
Date: 11/19/01

Jimmy and Sterling walk proudly down the track...
With their brims pulled way down low....
Ain't no sound but the sound of their feet...
Machines are ready to go....

Are you ready hey are you ready for this?....
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?....
Out of the garage the silver bullet rips....
With the Target making the front row....

K-Mart bites the dust....
K-Mart bites the dust....
And K-Mart is gone and Travis is gone...
K-Mart bites the dust....
Hey I'm gonna get a new hat too....
K-Mart bites the dust...

Gallows Pole

From: Guthrie & NoBull
Date: 11/21/01

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while....
I think I see Spencer fans coming...
Ridin' many mile.....
So fans, you get some silver...
Did you get a little gold....
What did you bring me, my dear friends....
To keep Travis from the gallows pole....
What did you bring me to keep Travis from the gallows pole....

We couldn't get no silver, We couldn't get no gold....
You know that we're too damn loyal....
To keep Travis from the gallows pole....

Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while....
I think I see Jim’s fans coming....
Ridin' many mile....
Zippy, did you get me some silver....
Adam did you get a little gold....
What did you bring me, Spencer fans....
To keep Travis from the gallows pole...

We couldn't get no silver....
We couldn't get no gold....
Couldn't find any thing....
To keep Travis from the gallows pole....
Yes, we’re too loyal to keep Travis from the gallows pole....

Leaving On A Jet Plane

From: John Denver & NoBull
Date: 11/20/01

All Jim’s bags are packed and he’s ready to go….
I’m standing here outside my Target store….
I loved to cheer and tell K-Mart goodbye….

The K cars were breaking and hitting the wall….
The new crew a waiting not blown Jim’s horn….
Already I’m so excited I could die….

CHORUS:
So good luck Jim and good luck Sterl….
I’ll cheer like I never did before….
They will hold the front and never let Harvick go….
’Cause Jim’s leaving for Ganassi….
And won’t be back to K-Mart again….
Oh Jimmy I love to see you go….

There’s so many times Travis let you down….
So many times he played around….
I tell you now they don’t mean a thing….

Every place I go I’ll be looking for a Target store….
Every beer I grab I’ll make sure it’s a Coors….
When Daytona comes I’ll be ready like never before….

Well now the time has come for Helton to scream….
You two can’t pass Harvick he’s NASCAR’s dream….
Then close your eyes NASCAR cause these two are on their way…

Dream about the days to come….
When I won’t have to cheer alone….
About the time Jim told K-Mart goodbye….

CHORUS

Jimmy's Got It Back

From: Sir Mix-a-Lot and MCTimo1
Date: 11/16/01

Oh my god
Benny look at that car
It's so fast
It looks like one of those Ganassi Dodges
Don't underestimate that Dodge
They only go as fast as NASCAR will allow
I mean the air dam
It sticks out
I can't believe they allow it
It's just flat out fast
I mean it's gone
Look Jimmy’s on the track

I like fast cars and I can not lie
You other drivers can't deny
That when my Dodge flies by with that extra inch
And a Bullseye on the hood
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you know that car is fast
Deep in the turn it's goin
I'm hooked up and I can't be passed
Oh baby I wanna win
And take the trophy
My pitboys turned a fast one
But with that pitroad speed you got
Me so slow
Ooh so smooth in the turns
You say you wanna get in my draft
Well use me use me cuz I got the best airflow

I've seen them passin
The hell with brakin
Sweet Sweet got it goin like a turbo Vette

I'm tired of Bestwick
Saying Jimmy's not going to win
Take the Target car in your pool
It's goin to the front of the pack

Fellas(yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has Mr. Excitement takin the lead
Well shake, shake, shake, those K-mart blues
Jimmy's got it Back

PA face with a Leadfoot

Yeah Baby
When it comes to Jimmy
Excitement and speed is what I need
36-24-33
Only in his mirror

So fans if you want someone to cheer for
And your tired of Brown Nosers
Dial 1-900-EXCITEMENT and pick a winner
Jimmy's got it back.

Twas The Night Before Daytona....

From: Clement Moore & NoBull
Date: 11/27/01

'Twas the night before Daytona, when all through the track...
Not a owner was stirring, not even that Chip;...
The air guns were hung by the pit wall with care,....
In hopes that the drivers will soon would be there;....

The children were nestled all snug in front of the tube,....
While visions of races cars danced in their heads;....
And mamma in her 'tee-shirt, and I in my cap,....
Had just settled down with a Coors in our lap,....

When out on the track there arose such a clatter,...
I sprang from the lounge chair to see what was the matter....
Away to the TV I flew like a flash,....
Tore open the potato chips as they flew up the green flag.....

The cars on the breast of the new-fallen green...
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below,....
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,....
But forty two drivers, and Harvick ho ho......,

With Jimmy and Sterling driving, so lively and quick,...
I knew in a moment Harvick would make me sick.....
More rapid than eagles there coursers they came,...
And they whistled, and shouted, and passed them just the same....

"Pass Gordon! Pass Ward Pass Wallace Now Todd !....
Pass Jr. Pass Dale put Harvick into the wall ......
Pass on the white line! Pass to the top of the wall!....
Now Pass away! Pass away! Ahhh the thrill of it all!"....

Go Jimmy Go

From: Bryan Adams & Timo1
Date: 11/28/01

Out of all the drivers we know you top the pack
Go Go Jimmy, Harvick's not too far back
Go Go Jimmy, Bodine's gone into a spin
Ganassi gave you the car, it'll carry you to a win
And away went Jimmy that Dodge is fast as sin

Said Jimmy over the radio to the crew
All I need is some gas and 4 tires new
And away went Jimmy so fast the car almost flew

Go Go Jimmy, the fans are yelling your name
You're going win at the track to tough to tame
And away went Jimmy victory lane will never be the same

Said Jimmy over the radio, lappers in my way
Spotter says pass'em high on the straightaway
And away went Jimmy leading by 3.5 and pulling away

Go Go Jimmy, Go Go Jimmy, a driving like he's shot out of a gun

Holly Jolly Daytona

From: Marks & NoBull
Date: 11/28/01

Have a holly, jolly Daytona; ....
It's the best time of the year....
I sure know that there'll be racen...
And I’ll have a glass of beer...
Have a holly, jolly Daytona; ....
And when Jim walks down pit row....
He'll say Hello to fans he knows...
And everyone he meets...

Oh ho....
There the announcers go...
Hung where you can see;....
Where they just wait for Jimmy;....
Flick them once for me ....
Have a holly jolly Daytona....
And in case you didn't hear.....
Oh by golly
Have a holly, jolly Daytona
This year....

How The Grinch Stole Christmas

From: Dr. Seuss & NoBull
Date: 11/29/01

Every Spencer Fan...
Down in Spencer-ville...
Liked Racing a lot...
But the Grinch,...
Who lived just North of Mooresville,...
Did NOT! ....

The Grinch hated racing! The whole racing season!...
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason....
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on quite right....
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.....
But I think that the most likely reason of all.....
May have been that his wallet was two sizes too small.....

But,....
Whatever the reason,...
His wallet or his shoes,...
He stood there on Race day, hating the Spencer fans,...
Staring down from his pit stall with a sour, Grinchy frown....
At the warm lighted windows below on the track.....
For he knew every Spencer fan down in Spencer-ville beneath...
Was busy now, cheering and breathing relief.....

"And they're hanging their #41 flags!" he snarled with a sneer.....
"Tomorrow is Race day! It's practically here!"....
Then he growled, with his grinch fingers nervously drumming,....
"I MUST find a way to keep the 41 from coming!"...
For, tomorrow, he knew...

...All the Spencer fan girls and boys....
Would wake up bright and early. They'd rush for their tee-shirts!...
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!....
That's one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!....

Then the Spencer fans, young and old, would sit down to watch.....
And they'd cheered! And they'd cheer!
And they'd scream! whoot! holler! cheer!
They would start on chips, and rare BOC....
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least! ....

And THEN....
They'd do something he liked least of all!....
Every Spencer fan down in Spencer-ville, the tall and the small,...
Would stand close together, with the green flag a flapping....
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the 41 would start racing! ....

They'd sing! And they'd sing!...
AND they'd SING! SING! SING! SING!....
And the more the Grinch thought of the Spencer fan-racing-song...
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!....
"Why for five long years I've put up with it now!....
I MUST stop the 41 from coming!....
...But HOW?" ....

Then he got an idea!...
A great idea!....
THE GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, brilliant IDEA! .....

"I know just what to do!" The Grinch Laughed in his throat.....
And he made a quick Chip hat and a coat....
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!....
"With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like that guy chip!"...

"All I need is a personality..."
The Grinch looked around....
But since a good personality are scarce, there was none to be found...
Did that stop the old Grinch...?...
No! The Grinch simply said,....
"If I can't find a personality, I'll make one instead!"...
So he called his 66 driver. Then he took some of his personality...
And he tied a big horn on top of Todd’s head. ...

THEN...
He loaded some air guns...
And some old 26 parts...
On a ramshackle golf cart...
And he hitched up old Donnie. ..

Then the Grinch said, "Giddyap!"....
And the golf cart started down...
Toward the pit stall where Jimmy...
Ready to race and claim his ground.....

All their cars were a glowing. Quiet cheers filled the air....
All the Spencer fans were all dreaming sweet dreams without care...
When he came to the pit stall in the square....
"This is stop number forty one," The old Grinchy Claus hissed...
And he climbed off his golf cart, full bags in his fist.....

Then he slid down the pit lane. A rather tight pinch....
But if Ganassi could do it, then so could the Grinch.....
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.....
Then he stuck his head out between the gas cart or two...
Where the 41 air guns all hung in a row.....
"These air guns" he grinned, "are the first things to go!" .....

Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,....
Around the whole pit stall, and he took every wrench!
Air guns! And wrenches! ball peen hammers!
There duct tape! and left none....
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,...
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, on the golf cart!...

Then he slunk to the coolers. He took the Spencer fans' feast!...
He took the Spencer’s-pudding! He took the roast beast!...
He cleaned out that cooler as quick as a flash.....
Why, that Grinch even took their last can Coors! ....

Then he stuffed all the food on the golf cart with glee.....

And the Grinch grabbed the tires, and he started to shove...
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove....
He turned around fast, and he saw a small Spencer fan!...
Little Cindy-Lou Spencer fan, who was not more than two. ....

The Grinch had been caught by this little Spencer fans daughter...
Who'd got out of her seat for a cup of cold water....
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Travis, why,...
"Why are you taking our Tires? WHY?" .....

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick....
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!....
"Why, my sweet little tot," the old car owner lied,....
"There's a flat on this tire that’s on the right side.....
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.....
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."....

And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head...
And he got her a drink and he sent he to her seat....
And when Cindy-Lou Spencer fan went to seat with her cup,....
He went to the golf cart with all his stolen stuff...

Then the last thing he took....
Was the open face helmet....
Then he got on the golf cart himself, the old liar.....
On their pit walls he left nothing but hooks, and some wire. ....

And the one speck of food....
That he left in the cooler....
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.....

It was quarter past dawn...
All the Spencer fans with 41 hats....

Three hundred feet up! From the pit stall #1....,
He rode to the tiptop to dump it!....
"Pooh-pooh to the Spencer fans!" He was grinch-ish-ly humming.....
"They're finding out now that no racing is coming!....
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!...
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two....
"The all the Spencer fans down in Spencer-ville will all cry BOO-HOO!".

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch,...
"That I simply must hear!"....
So he paused. And the Grinch put a hand to his ear....
And he did hear a sound rising over the cheers....
It started in low. Then it started to grow...

But the sound wasn't sad!....
Why, this sound sounded merry!....
It couldn't be so!...
But it WAS merry! VERY!....

He stared down at Spencer-ville!...
The Grinch popped his eyes!...
Then he shook!....
What he saw was a shocking surprise! ....

Every Spencer fan down in Spencer-ville, the tall and the small,...
Was singing! Without any K-mart crap at all!....
He HADN'T stopped Jim from racing at all ....
They CAME!....
Somehow or other, it came just the same!....

And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in his shoes....,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?....
It came without coolers! It came without beer!....

And he puzzled three hours, `til his puzzler was sore.....
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!....
"Maybe Spencer fans," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.....
"Maybe being a Spencer fan...perhaps...means a little bit more!" .....

And what happened then...?
Well...in Spencer-ville they say...
That Jimmy’s fan base grew larger....
Grew three sizes that day!.....
And the minute his stomach didn't feel quite so right,....
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light....
And he brought back the air guns! And the beer for the feast!....

And the Spencer fans in Spencer-ville...
All stood so proud....
We lived threw the Grinch years...
Now were Victory Lane bound....

Little Red Dodge

From: Prince & Timo1
Date: 11/29/01

Little Red Dodge
Baby u are just to fast
Little Red Dodge
You got a setup that's goin to last
Jimmy left Carter and K-mart
He will be drivin' for Ganassi
His old team couldn't tune a fart
Wingo doesn't know if it's righty tighty or lefty loosey

Little Red Dodge
You go around the corners so good
Little Red Dodge
Got a Bullseye on your hood

Sterling's got a teammate who can race
Nemechek sure is mad
Jimmy's now if first place
Joe can't believe he left RAD

Little Red Dodge
Sponsored by Target
Little Red Dodge
Jimmy will never forget

Daytona will be here soon
Man I can't wait
Jeff won't be saved by that golden spoon
The #41 will be flying out of the gate

Little Red Dodge
Last lap coming out of the 4th turn
Little Red Dodge
Victory Doughnuts smell that rubber burn

Renegade

From: Styx & NoBull
Date: 12/16/01

Oh Laden, He's in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...
Our man has put an end to his running and there so far from their home...
Oh Laden, I can hear you a crying you're so scared and all alone...
Hangman is coming down from the gallows and you don't have very long...

The jig is up, the news is out....
We finally found Bin...
The renegade who thought he had it made....
Was retrieved for a bounty....
Never more to go astray...
This'll be the end today....
Of the wanted man....

A Pittsburgh Christmas Carol!!!!

From: Coots/Gillespie & BlueLightSpecial26
Date: 12/17/01

Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not path
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn

He's makin' a list
He's checkin' it aht
He's gowen find aht who's nebby an 'at
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn

He knows if yur a jaggoff
He can see inside your haus
He knows if you've been workin' hard
Or sittin' on your caach

Yinz better wahtch aht
Yinz better not path
Yinz better not cry,
I'm tellin yinz hauscome
Santa Clause is commin' dahntahn...

Go Stillers!

Move It On Over

From: George Thorogood & Ftwspenfan41
Date: 12/22/01

( Air guitar optional )

I fell out of the draft about lap #10
That #11 car wouldn't let me back in
So I moved him on over....
Yeah I rocked him on over....
Move over Brett man,
A Jimmy Spencer fan is movin in!

Mark Martin wouldn't let me gain no ground
So I "got up under him" & spun him around
Yeah I moved him on over....
Yeah I slid him on over....
Look out Viagra man,
A Dodge Target fan is movin in!

( Air guitar players....let em eat! )

That #26 team was really coming around
But Travis Carter let the deal go down
So I'm movin on over....
Yeah I'm rockin on over....
Move over "Kmart man",
A Chip Ganassi fan is movin in!

( Air guitars " mandatory! )

I left pit row just as fast as you please
came out in 1st with no penalties!
Now I'm movin on over....
I'm a rockin on over....
Look out Mike Helton man,
The " Spencer / Marlin fans are movin in!

After Daytona

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