Year: 2000
Layla
From: Clapton/Gordon & NoBull
Date: 6/23/00
What'll you do when
K-Mart leaves you..
And nobody's waiting by your side?...
You've been running and hiding much too long....
You know it's just your foolish pride....
Travis, you've got me
on my knees...
Travis, I'm begging, you please....
Travis, won't you open the purse strings up...
I tried to give you
consolation...
When your old man and feeble minded...
Like a fool, you thought you could run a crew,...
Turned Jim's whole world upside down....
Travis, you've got me
on my knees...
Travis, I'm begging, you please....
Travis, won't you open the purse strings up...
Let's make the best of
the situation...
Before I finally go insane....
Rough
Boy
From: ZZ Top & Zippy
Date: 6/26/00
What in the world's
come all over Jim?
He ain't got a chance of one in three.
Won't take no crap, ain't gonna whine
But if Carter will give him the equipment he'll be doin' fine.
He's the one who can
take the heat,
The one we all say just can't be beat.
He'll shoot it to you straight and look you in the eye.
So give him just a minute and he'll tell you why
He's a rough boy,
He's a rough boy.
He don't care how you
look at him
Because he's the one and we will see
He can make it work, he can make it by.
So give him the equipment and he'll show you why
He's a rough boy,
He's a rough boy.
Travis
Carter Blues
From: Johnny Cash & NoBull
Date: 6/26/00
I hear the car a
comin'; it's rollin' 'round the track,...
And I ain't seen noth'en like Jim since I don't know when...
He's stuck with Travis Carter and time keeps draggin' on....
But that car keeps rollin' on down to Daytona.
Ziggy
From: David Bowie & NoBull
Date: 6/26/00
Jimmy drove a car,
Jamming gears with Weird and Gilly...
And the pit crew from Mars...
He steered it with his left hand...
But never made it too far...
Became the special man, then we were Spencer Fans...
Travis really stank,
Screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo...
Like some cat from Japan,
He could lick 'em by smiling...
He will leave 'em to hang...
Came on so stupid man, well no brains and snow white tan...
So where are the
Spencer Fans
While Kelly tried to break our balls..
But we have a cold beer light to guide us,....
So we bitched about his owner and should we crush his sweet hands?...
Jimmy drove for time,
Putting up with Travis's voodoo...
The Fans were just crass,
He was the nazz....
With God given ass....
Jim took it all too far but boy can he drive a car...
Bad
to the Bone
From: George Thorogood & NoBull
Date: 6/27/00
On the day Jim was
born..
The drivers all gathered 'round...
And they gazed in wide wonder...
At the Driver they had found...
Then Bill France spoke up...
And said "leave this one alone"...
Bill could tell right away...
That Jim was bad to the bone...
Bad to the bone..
Bad to the bone..
B-B-B-Bad to the bone...
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad..
Bad to the bone..
He'll wreck a thousand
cars..
Before I met you...
He'll break a thousand more, Travis..
Before he is through..
He wants to be champ...
Champ and champ alone...
I'm here to tell ya Travis..
That Jim is bad to the bone..
Bad to the bone..
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad..
Bad to the bone..
He'll make Travis beg..
He'll make a good car squeal..
He'll make Jeff Gordon blush...
And make a young Earnhardt squeal...
He wants to be champ Travis..
Champ and Champ alone...
I'm here to tell ya Spencer fans..
That Jim is bad to the bone..
Bad to the bone..
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad..
Bad to the bone..
And when Jim walk the
garage..
Travis and Wingo step aside...
Every press person he meets..
They all stay satisfied..
I wanna tell ya Spencer Fans..
Well Ya see at Daytona..
I'm here to tell ya all..
That Jim is bad to the bone..
Bad to the bone..
B-B-B-Bad..
B-B-B-Bad ..
B-B-B-Bad..
Bad to the bone..
Wake
Up There Jimmy
From: The Everly Brothers & Zippy
Date: 6/27/00
Wake up, there Jimmy,
wake up...
Wake up, there Jimmy, wake up...
That Carter's still a creep, wake up, there Jimmy, and weep...
The race is over, it's five o'clock, and you're in trouble deep...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy, well...
Whatta you gonna tell
your mama...
Whatta you gonna tell your pa...
Whatta you gonna tell your fans when they say "told you so"...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy, well...
You told your fans that
you'd be in front again...
Well Jimmy baby, looks like you've been screwed again...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy, it's time to move on...
Wake up, there Jimmy,
wake up...
Wake up, there Jimmy, wake up...
The equipment's not so hot, it won't take corners a lot...
Carter's a goof, time to move on, before your reputation is shot...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy, well...
Whatta you gonna tell
your mama...
Whatta you gonna tell your pa...
Whatta you gonna tell your fans when they say "told you so"...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Wake up there Jimmy...
Bohemian
Rhapsody
From: Queen & NoBull
Date: 7/2/00
Is this the real Team..
Is this just fantasy..
Caught in a landslide.. No escape from reality..
Open your eyes.. Look out on the track and see..
Jim's just a poor driver, He needs no sympathy..
Because He's easy come, easy go,.. A little high, real big lows,..
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to Travis,..
To Travis..
Travis just set a
car..,
Put a airgun against his head,.. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead,..
Travis, life had just begun,..
But now he's gone and thrown it all away..
Travis ooo,.. I meant to make you cry..
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow..
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters..
Too late, Jimmy's time
has come,..
Sends shivers down Travis's spine.. Jim's Body's aching all the time,..
Goodbye Travis-Jim's got to go...
Gotta leave you all behind and face a brand new crew..
Travis ooo- (any way the wind blows)... I don't want you to die,..
I sometimes wish you had never been born at all...
I see a little
silhouetto of a man,...
Travis Carter, Travis Carter will you do the Fandango..
Thunderbolt and lightning-Jimmy's pissed at you...
Travis Carter, Travis Carter
But I'm just a Spencer
Fan and Gordon fans hate me..
We’re just Spencer fans from a unique family..
Spare Jim his life from this monstrosity...
Easy come easy go-, will you let Jim go..
Travis!
No-, he will not let Jim go-let Jim go..
Hass!
We will not let Jim go-let Jim go..
Stuck
In The Middle With You
From: Stealer's Wheel & NoBull
Date: 7/5/00
Well, I don't know why
I came here tonight..
I got a feelin' the cars not set-up right..
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair..
And I'm wonderin' how I'll get out of the pits..
Clowns to left of me,
jokers to the right..
Here am I stuck in the middle with Travis..
Yes, I'm stuck in the
middle with Travis..
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do..
It's so hard to keep this smile on my face..
Losin' control, the cars all over the place..
Clowns to left of me,
jokers to the right..
Here am I stuck in the middle with Travis..
Well, Jim started off
with nothing..
And were proud that you're a self-made man..
And your fans they all come cheering..
Slap you on the back and say..
Goooooo Jim, Gooooo...
Turn
the Page
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 7/6/00
On a long and lonesome
race track east of Omaha..
You can listen to the crew chief.. moanin' out his one note song..
You can think about the owner.. or the car you knew the years before..
But your thoughts will soon be wandering.. the way they always do..
When you're ridin' on six cylinders.. and there's nothin' much to do..
And you don't feel much like ridin',.. you just wish the trip was through..
Here Jim is..
On the road again..
There he is..
Out on the track..
Here I go..
Singing songs again..
There Jim goes..
Turn the page..
Well Jim walks into the
garage,.. strung out from the road..
And you feel the eyes upon him.. as he's shakin' off the cold..
He pretends it doesn't bother him.. but he just wants to explode..
Most times you can hear 'em talk,.. other times Bill France says you can't..
All the same old cliches, "Is that a owner or a ham?"..
And you always seem outnumbered,.. you do dare make a stand..
Here Jim is..
On the track again..
Here Jim is..
Up on the stage..
Here I go..
Singing songs again..
There Jim goes..
Turn the page..
Out there in the
spotlight.. Jim's a million miles away..
Every ounce of energy.. he trys to steer it straight..
As the sweat pours out his body.. like the car it just wants to sway..
Later in the evening.. as you lie awake in bed..
With the echoes from Travis's mouth.. ringin' in your head..
You smoke the day's last cigar,.. rememberin' what Travis said..
Here I am..
Setting your car up again..
There I am..
In the garage..
Here I go..
Playin' owner again..
There I go..
Lost the page..
Mercedes
Benz
From: Janis Joplin & Zippy
Date: 7/7/00
Oh Travis, won't you
buy me a real race car?
My friends all got top 10s, you must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, on you I can't depend,
So Travis, won't you buy me a real race car?
Oh, Travis, won't you
buy me a spot on TV?
My fans are all hollering, they can't find me.
An in-car camera is what they need,
Oh Travis, won't you buy me a spot on TV?
Oh Travis, won't you
buy me a real pit crew?
I count on them, Travis, to help me thru.
Prove that you're useful and find me a crew,
Oh Travis, won't you buy me a real pit crew?
Everybody!
Oh Travis, won't you
buy me a real race car?
My friends all got top 10s, you must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, on you I can't depend,
So Travis, won't you buy me a real race car?
I
Won't Back Down
From: Petty/Lynne & NoBull
Date: 7/10/00
Well Jim won't back
down, no Jim won't back down..
Travis could stand him up at the gates of hell..
But Jim won't back down..
Gonna stand his ground,
won't be turned around..
And I'll keep Nascars world from draggin' me down..
Gonna stand my ground
And I won't back down..
Chorus:
Hey Jimmy,
There is a easy way out..
Hey Jimmy
Will stand his ground..
And he won't back down..
Well I know what's
right, he's got just one life..
In a world that keeps on pushin' and loose..
But he'll stand his ground
And he won't back down..
Hey Spencer fans
There is a easy way out..
Hey Spencer fans will stand our ground..
And we won't back down..
No, we won't back down..
Money
(ode to Bill France)
From: Pink Floyd & NoBull
Date: 7/10/00
Money,
Get away.
Buy a nascar track with good pay and you're okay.
Money,
It's a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four
star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a nascar team.
Money,
Get back.
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money,
It's a hit.
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit.
I'm in the
high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a new track.
Space
Oddity
From: David Bowie & NoBull
Date: 7/13/00
Ground Control to
Driver Jim...
Ground Control to Driver Jim...
Take your crappy car and put your helmet on..
Ground Control to
Driver Jim...
Commencing countdown, engines on...
Check ignition and may God's speed be with you...
(spoken) Ten, Nine,
Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, green flag...
This is Spencer fans to
Driver Jim..
You've really made the grade..
And the Fans want to know where are the shirts to wear..
Now it's time to leave the crap car if you dare..
This is Travis Carter
to Ground Control..
I'm stepping off the pit wall..
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way..
And the stars look very different today..
For here..
Jim is sitting in a tin can..
Far above the track..
We know the car is blue..
And there's nothing we can do..
Though Jims past one
hundred thousand miles..
In the points he’s very still..
And he think his crew knows which way to go..
Tell my fans I hear them cheer you know"...
Ground Control to
Travis Carter..
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong..
Can you hear us, Travis Carter?...
For here..
Jim is floating round my tin can..
Far above the track..
We know his car is blue...
And there's nothing we can do..."
Turtle
Blues
From: Janis Joplin & Zippy
Date: 7/13/00
Ah, you're a mean, mean
man...
And I don't mean no man, no good, no.
You're a mean, mean, man...
I don't mean no one man, no good.
You just treats 'em like you want to...
You never treats 'em, Travis like you should.
Oh Lord, I once had a
car owner...
He said he'd give me what I need.
Once had a car owner...
Said he'd give me what I need.
Yes, he did.
So I said, "Junior, I want to win...
You give me a car that I can drive.
Come on and give it to me, Junior, 'cause I can win."
You ain't that kind of
owner...
Who'd make my life a bed of ease, ha ha ha ha!
You're not that kind of owner, no...
To make my life a bed of ease.
Yeah, but if you, if you just wanna win, Travis...
Won't you give me the equipment please.
Oh, I'll win for you Travis, yeah!
My car is just like a
turtle...
That's hidin' underneath its horny shell.
Whoa, whoa, oh yeah, like a turtle...
Hidin' underneath its horny shell.
But you know I'm on to you Travis...
I know your damn lies too well.
Oh!
Now say I'm venting, you say I do it so well, yeah, yeah...
The only way to get thru to you is to yell...
Travis, so don't you know I will!
Whoa, say I'm venting, I'm starting to crack...
I've still got that will to win on that race track...
Yeah, but I'm gonna take good care of Jimmy, yeah...
Travis, ain't no one gonna dog me down. Alright, Yeah.
Spencer
Fans Never Forget
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 7/17/00
So you're a little bit
older
And a more bolder than you used to be...
So they try to shake Jim down
But now you stop and think about your dignity..
So now sweet 23 turned
26...
You get to feelin' weary when the work days done..
Well all you got to do is get up and into your kicks
If you're in a fix...
Come back Jimmy
Spencer fans never forgets...
You better get yourself
a partner...
Go down to the garage or the local track..
Check the local newspapers...
Chances are you won't have to go too far....
Yeah the rafters will be ringing cause the beat's so strong
The fans will be swaying and singing along...
And all you got to do is get in into the mix...
If you need a win..
Come back Jimmy
Spencer fans never forgets...
Oh the fans still
playing it loud and lean..
Listen to the Zippo car making it scream...
All you got to do is just make that nascar scene tonight..
Well now sweet 23
turned 26..
Feel a little tired feeling your under the gun..
Well all Spencer Fans are out there playing his licks..
Get into your kicks..
Come back Jimmy..
Spencer Fans never forgets
Piano
Man
From: Billy Joel & NoBull
Date: 7/22/00
It's ten o'clock on a
Sunday..
The nascar crowd shuffles in...
There's a Spencer Fan sitting next to me..
Cheering loud with his Spencer Hat on...
He says, "Jim, can
you drive a good lap?..
Crew chiefs not really sure how it goes..
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete...
When Jim wore the McDonalds man's clothes"...
La la la, de de da.. La
la, de de da da da...
The
Entertainer
From: Billy Joel & NoBull
Date: 7/23/00
I am the nascar
driver...
And I know just where I stand....
Another crappy car...
And another long pit stop jam...
Today I am your champion...
I may have won your hearts...
But I know the game, don't forget my name...
And I won't be here in another year...
If I don't stay off the wall...
I am the K-Crap
driver...
And I've had to pay my price...
The things I did not know at first...
I learned by Travis doing it twice...
Ah, but still the good cars come to haunt me...
Still my fans want their say...
So I've learned to drive with a hand in wheel..
And that team goes
their merry way...
Breakfast
in America
From: Supertramp & NoBull
Date: 7/24/00
Take a look at our
driver....
He's the only one we got..
So much of a Driver..
Never seem to get a lot...
Take race car across
the interstate...
Like to see win at Indy..
See the fans in Indiana..
I'm hoping it's going to come true...
But there's a lot the crew has to do...
Could we have a win at
Indy...
Travis dear, Travis dear...
Gotta have a good car in Charlotte...
Cos we know you are a millionaire...
Jim's a winner,
Not a whiner...
Do you want his autograph...
Not a loser, what a driver...
Zippo Car
From: ? & NoBull
Date: 7/30/00
Oh where ..Oh where has
the Zippo car gone...
Oh where ..Oh where can it be...
I want to see a good Spencer race this year...
Oh where ..Oh where can it be.....
Anticipation
From: Carly Simon & NoBull
Date: 7/30/00
We can't wait for the
days to come...
But we think about Zippo car anyway, yay..
And I wonder if the day will really come..
Or am I just chasin' after some finer day...
Anticipation,
anticipation...
Jim's makin' me wait..
He's keepin' me waitin'...
And I tell you how hard
it is watching the K-Mart car..
And now I know there is better to be seen...
But now I practice the Zippo cheer...
When I was thinkin' about how right the Bristol night will seem...
Anticipation,
anticipation...
Jim's makin' me wait..
He's keepin' me waitin'...
And at Indy we might
not be together..
But I know we are thinking the same thing...
So we will cheer for a top five..( a win would be nice)
But I know for the win I'm just pissen in the wind...
King
of Pain
From: Police & NoBull
Date: 8/1/00
There's a little blue
spot on the track today...
It's the same old car as yesterday...
There's a blue car caught in a high gray strip...
There's a yellow flag and the wind won't stop...
I have stood here
before inside turn one..
With the car turning circles running 'round the track..
I guess I'm always hoping that Jim end this reign..
But it's my destiny to be a Spencer Fan...
There's a little blue
spot on the track today...
It's the same old thing as yesterday..
There's a crew chief caught with a wrench in his hand...
Looking at it and he doesn’t understand...
I have stood here
before inside turn one..
With the car turning circles running 'round the track..
I guess I'm always hoping that Jim end this reign...
But it's my destiny to be a Spencer Fan....
There's a fossil that
is the car owner...
There's a blue car beached by a blown engine..
There's a Driver trapped in Travis's web...
I have stood here
before inside turn one...
With the car turning circles running 'round track..
I guess I'm always hoping that Jim end this reign....
But it's my destiny to be a Spencer Fan...
Satisfaction (Jim Can't Get No)
From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 8/7/00
Jim can't get no
satisfaction,..
Jim can't get no satisfaction...
'Cause he try's and he try's and he try's and he try's...
He can't get no, He can't get no...
When he's drivin' in a
crap car..
And Travis comes on the radio..
And he's tellin' Jim more and more..
About some useless information..
Supposed to fire Jim's imagination...
Jim can't get no, oh no no no....
Hey hey hey,
That's what Spencer fans say....
Jim can't get no
satisfaction,...
Jim can't get no satisfaction....
'Cause he try's and he try's and he try's and he try's....
Jim can't get no, Jim can't get no...
When where watchin' our
TV...
And Benny comes on to tell me...
How loose that car can be....
Well Travis can't be a man 'cause he's just a joke...
Jim can't get no, oh no no no....
Hey hey hey,
That's what Spencer fans say....
Jim can't get no
satisfaction,..
Jim can't get no nascar action....
'Cause he try's and he try's and he try's and he try's...
He can't get no, He can't get no....
When Jim's ridin' round
the track..
And he's doin' this and he's trying that...
And he's tryin' to make some head way..
Travis tells him better come back later next week...
’Cause you see Travis is losing sleep...
Jim can't get no, oh no no no....
Hey hey hey,
That's what Spencer Fans say....
Jim can't get no,
Jim can't get no,..
He can't get no satisfaction,..
No satisfaction,
No satisfaction,
No satisfaction....
We're An American Band
From: Grand Funk Railroad & NoBull
Date: 8/22/00
On the road for four
days,..
Last race in Michigan put me in a haze...
Sweet, sweet Jimmy -- doin' his act,..
Jim had the whole show and that's a natural fact...
Up all night with Jimmy King,..
I got to tell you race'ens his thing...
A top ten keep me right,...
As long as Jim can make it to the show tonight...
We're an Spencer
Fan....
We're an Spencer Fan.
We're coming to Bristol town, we'll help you party it down...
We're an Spencer Fan....
Four young pit crew
from N,C...,
Was waitin' for the car to return for the show...
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night,...
The nascar officials -- said he was out-a-sight...
Now, these Spencer Fans, they had a plan...
They was out to cheer for the man in Blue....
They said, "Come on, Jim, let's get it on,..."
And Jim proceeded to tear that track down....
We're
an Spencer Fan....
We're an Spencer Fan.
We're coming to Bristol town, we'll help you party it down...
We're an Spencer Fan....
My My,
Hey Hey
From: Neil Young & NoBull
Date: 8/28/00
My my,
hey hey ..
K-Mart site is here to stay ..
It's better than the old one...
It had to fade away ..
My my, hey hey...
Out of
the red and into the blue...
Jimmy gave us this , and thank you for that...
And once the old ones gone, it can never come back..
When you're out of the red and into the blue...
The web
page is gone but he's not forgotten..
This is the story of NoBull and friends..
It's better to burn out than it is to rust...
The web page is gone but he's not forgotten...
Hey
hey, my my..
The ole page can never die..
There's more to the picture ..
Than meets the eye...
Hey hey, my my...
Gear Jammer
From: George Thorogood & NoBull
Date: 8/29/00
Running
my K-Mart car around one twenty five..
Rockin' and rollin' in overdrive...
Jim's heart's beating like a jackhammer,...
It's the Nascar ride for the gear jammer...
500
long miles through good pit stops,...
Jim's gotta see victory circle soon you know we just can't wait...
Bill France catches Jim He'll end up in the slammer,..
'Cause the Nascar don't want no gear jammer...
Running he's K-Mart carin a mighty high gear,...
He don't care where he goes just long as it ain't in the rear..
Something gets in he's way you know he's gonna ram it,...
Nobody fools around with this gear jammer...
Running
my K-Mart about one twenty five,...
He's a-rockin' and a-rollin' in overdrive...
Jim's heart's beating like a jackhammer,...
Don't you get in the way of this gear jammer...
T.N.T.
From: AC/DC & NoBull
Date: 9/2/00
See Jim ride out of the
garage..
On your colour TV screen...
Out for all that He can get...
If you know what I mean...
Spencer Fans to the left of me...
Spencer Fans to the right...
Ain't got no tee-shirt..
Ain't got no hat...
Don't you start no fight...
'Cause Jims T.N.T.,
He's dynamite...
(T.N.T.) and he'll win the fight...
(T.N.T.) Jim's a power load...
(T.N.T.) watch him explode..
He's dirty, mean and
mighty unclean...
He's a wanted man...
Na$cars enemy number one...
Understand....
So lock up your Gordons..
Lock up your Dales...
Lock up your Burtons...
And run for your life...
Jim is back in town...
So don't you mess me 'round...
'Cause Jims T.N.T. he's
dynamite...
(T.N.T.) and he will win the fight...
(T.N.T.) He's a power load..
(T.N.T.) watch him explode..
Night
Moves
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 9/6/00
I was a little too tall..
Could've lost a few pounds..
Blue pants, big K hardly renown..
It was a blue and white beauty with big 26 on top...
And shocks all its own sitting way up high...
Way up firm and high....
Out past the in-field where the crowds got heavy .....
Jim's in the front seat of his '99 Taurus..
Workin' on mysteries without any clues...
Workin' on my night moves...
Tryin' to make some front page Richmond news...
Workin' on my night moves...
In the summertime...
In the sweet summertime....
Long
Cool Woman In A Black Dress
From: The Hollies & NoBull
Date: 9/8/00
Saturday night I’m at Richmond...
Looking for a Spencer Fan...
Sitting in a nest of Dale Fans..
Bud bottles piling high....
Gordon Fans on the west side,...
Full of people who are doing me wrong...
Just about to call up the Spencer Clan...
When I heard this woman singing a song...
The number 26 made me open my eyes..
My temperature started to rise....
He was a long cool driver in a Blue Suit,...
Just 6 foot beautiful tall....
With just one look I was a bad mess...
'Cos that long cool Driver had it all....
I saw Him head up to the car,...
Well a tall walking big K-Mart cat...
When Dale said I hope that you're able boy....
Well I'm telling you Jim knows where it's at.
Well suddenly we heard the engines,....
And Spencer Fans started to cheer.....
A-jumping out of my chair...
Well I heard the green green green....
Well the Coors can was pumping my left hand...
And the Spencer Flag I was a-holding my right....
Well I told my young son don't get scared...
'Cos Jimmy’s gonna be spared...
Well I've gotta be forgiven...
If I wanna be a Spencer Fan...
With a long cool Driver in a blue suit....,
Just 6 foot tall.....
Well, with just one look I was a bad mess....
'Cos that long cool Driver had it all....
Had it all ...
You
Can't Always Get What You Want
From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 9/18/00
I saw Jim today at the
race track...
With a steering wheel in his hand...
I knew he would meet his connection..
At his feet was a footloose crew...
No, you can't always get what you want..
You can't always get what you want...
You can't always get what you want..
But if you try sometime you find...
You get what you need...
And I went down to the
race track...
To get my fair share of abuse....
Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration...
If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse"...
You can't always get what you want....
You can't always get what you want...
You can't always get what you want....
But if you try sometimes well you just might find
You get what you need....
I went to the Spencer
web site...
To get my tee-shirt order filled....
I was standing in line to meet Mr. Jimmy...
And man, did he look pretty good...
I decided that I would have a cold one...
My favorite flavor, Coors light..
I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy....
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "bad"...
I said to him...
You can't always get what you want...
You can't always get what you want...
You can't always get what you want...
But if you try sometimes you just might find...
You get what you need....
You get what you
need--yeah, oh Spencer Fans...
Old
Time Rock & Roll
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 9/19/00
Just take those old
race tapes off the shelf...
I'll sit and watch to 'em by myself...
Today's nascar ain't got the same soul....
I like that old time bump and grind..
Don't try to take me to a Loudon..
You'll never even get me out on the track..
In ten minutes I'll be late for a beer....
I like that old time bump and grind...
Still like that old
time nascar race...
That kind of racen just soothes the soul...
I reminisce about the days of old ...
With that old time nascar race...
Won't go to hear them race no plates...
I'd rather hear some cussin or funky old soul...
There's only sure way to get me to go...
Start playing old time nascar races...
Call me a relic, call me what you will....
Say I'm old-fashioned, say I'm over the hill...
Today' nascar ain't got the same soul...
I like that old time bump and grind...
Start
Me Up
From: Jagger/Richards & NoBull
Date: 9/19/00
If you start Jim up...
If you start Jim up he'll never stop...
If you start Jim up...
If you start Jim up he'll never stop...
Jim's been running
hot..
Jim's got us ticking gonna blow our top..
If you start Jim up...
If you start Jim up he'll never stop...
You make a Spencer fan
cheer...
Spread out the oil, the gasoline...
Jim Drives smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine...
Start Jim up...
If you start Jim up...
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got...
Jim Can compete with the riders in the other heats...
If Jim roughs it up...
If Jim likes it he can slide it up, slide it up…
You make a Spencer fan
cheer...
My eyes red, they say go green...
Pits hands are greasy...
Jims a mean, mean machine...
Start Jim up..
If you start Jim up...
Give it all you got...
You got to never, never, never stop...
Never, never...
Slide it up...
You make a Spencer fan
cheer...
Ride like the wind at double speed...
Jim will take you places that you've never, never seen...
Start Jim up...
Love the day when Jim will never stop, never stop...
Never stop,
Never stop...
Taxman
From: George Harrison & NoBull
Date: 9/21/00
Let me tell you how it will be...
There's one for Jim, one for Todd..
'Cause I'm the jackman....
Yeah, I'm the jackman....
Should five pumps on the jack appear too small...
Be thankful I do it at all...
'Cause I'm the jackman,....
Yeah, I'm the jackman...
If you race a car, I'll jack the tire...
If you try to sit, I'll jack your seat...
If you get too cold, I'll jack the heat...
If you take a walk, I'll jack your feet...
Jackman...
'Cause I'm the jackman,...
Yeah, I'm the jackman...
Don't ask me what I want it for (ha ha Mr.Carter)...
If you don't want me to jack some more (ha ha Mr.Carter)..
'Cause I'm the jackman,...
Yeah, I'm the jackman...
Now my advice for those who try..
Declare the pit stops in record time...
'Cause I'm the jackman,....
Yeah, I'm the jackman....
And I’m working for no one but Jim....
Dirty
Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
From: AC/DC & NoBull
Date: 9/26/00
If Jims havin' trouble
with the car set up..
It's givin' Jim the blues...
You wanna race but not in that car...
Here's what you gotta do...
Pick up the keyboard, We're always here...
Post a message anytime....
Just type and say hey...
We lead a life of nascar fans....
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap....
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap....
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap....
You got problems in
your life of nascar...
You got a broken car...
Travis is double
dealin' with your engine man..
Pick up the keyboard, we're here now..
Or make a social call...
Come right in, forget 'bout him...
We'll have ourselves a ball hey....
Dirty deeds, done dirt
cheap...
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap...
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap...
Gallows
Pole
From: Guthrie & NoBull
Date: 9/28/00
Hangman, hangman hold
it a little while,..
I think I see Spencer Fans comin',...
Driven' many a mile.....
Spencer fans did you
get some silver?....
Did' ya get a little gold?...
A-what did you bring Steve Allen my Spencer Fans...
Keep Steve from the gallows pole?...
What did you bring Steve...
Keep Steve from the gallows pole?...
We couldn't get no silver,...
We couldn't get no gold....
You know that we tried real hard..
To keep Steve from the gallows pole....
Welcome
To My Nightmare
From: Alice Cooper & NoBull
Date: 9/30/00
Welcome to our
nightmare...
I think you're gonna like it....
I think you're gonna feel like you belong....
A Na$car vacation....
Unnecessary Travis sedation...
You want to feel at home 'cause you belong..
Welcome to our
nightmare...
Welcome to our breakdown...
I hope I didn't scare you...
That's just the way we are when we come in here...
We sweat and laugh and scream here....
'Cuz life is just a dream here....
You know inside you feel right at home here..
I think you're gonna feel like you belong...
My
Kinda Driver
From: Billy Squier & NoBull
Date: 10/11/00
You got me cheering' Jimmy... -
You give us somethin' way beyond revenue..
You put the magic in Na$car... -
We feel the magic when you do what we do...
And oh...
I can't do without you for too long...
You're my Na$car Driver...
You're my kinda driver...
You keep it all together... -
You take it out whenever Travis lets you' down...
You got the motions Jimmy... -
I got a notion maybe I'll stick around
And oh...
I can never doubt you for too long...
I can't see no reason -
You're my kinda Driver...
When you come 'round turn one never get down low... -
You fly across the track...
And I can't ask for more....
Rock em - sock em - Jimmy you got me ridin' to the end....
Bump em - rub em - Jimmy you make me - turn TBS on again...
You got your motor racin' -
I find my thoughts embracin' your every move...
I wanna see you reelin'... -
And oh...
I been thinkin' 'bout you for so long...
I wanna win one.. -
You're my kinda driver...
Like A
Rock
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 10/16/00
Jim stood there
boldly...
Sweatin' in the sun...
Felt like a million....
Felt like number one...
The height of Fall...
Jim never felt that strong...
At the Rock...
Jim was forty three...
Didn't have a care...
Working for Travis...
Who doesn't have a brain to spare ....
But Jim was big boned and...
Solid everywhere...
At the Rock...
Jims hands were steady
...
His eyes were clear and bright ...
His walk had purpose ...
His steps were quick and light...
And I held firmly ...
To what I felt was right ...
At the Rock...
At the Rock, Jim was strong
as He could be...
At the Rock, nothin' ever got to him...
At the Rock, Jim was something to see...
At the Rock...
And I stood arrow
straight...
Unencumbered by the weight...
Of all these Earnhardt and Gordon fans...
I stood proud, I stood tall...
High above them all...
I still believed in my dreams ...
Twenty years now...
Where'd they go?...
Twenty years...
I don't know..
Sit and I wonder sometimes..
Two times to victory lane...
And sometimes late at
night...
When I'm sitting at the key board...
The site comes callin' a ghostly blue and white...
And I recall...
recall...
At the Rock. Jims
drive'n' arrow straight ..
At the Rock, chargin' from the gate...
At the Rock, carryin' the weight...
At the Rock...
At the Rock, the sun
upon Jim's Car...
At the Rock, drive'n hard against the wind...
At the Rock, I see a top ten...
At the Rock...
Stayin’
Alive
From: The BeeGees & NoBull
Date: 10/22/00
Well you can tell by the way Jimmy Drives a car...
I'm a Spencer Fan: No time to talk...
Cars are loud and Jimmy’s Hot..
Jims been jerked around since he drove for Travis..
And now its not right..
It’s not OK...
And Travis may look the other way..
We can try to understand..
The effects Travis has on our Man..
Whether you’re a Driver..
Or whether you’re a Fan..
Where just Staying Alive...
Staying alive..
See the Car a breakin..
My fist are a shaken..
Were Staying Alive ..
Staying Alive..
Hard
Headed Driver
From: Cat Stevens & NoBull
Date: 10/24/00
I'm looking for a hard
headed Driver, ....
One who I will take for himself,....
And I think I found my hard headed driver.,
I will need nobody else, no, no,no,...
I'm looking for a hard
headed driver...
One who will do his best...
A I have found my Hard headed driver..
I know the rest of my life will be blessed..
I know a lot of fancy
Drivers...
Drivers who can glide Na$car cross the floor.
They move so smooth but have know answers..
When you ask them " what d' you come here for?...
"I don't know" "Why?".
I know many fine
feathered Fans...
But their loyalness depends on how you do..
They know many sure fired ways..
To find out the one who wins...
I'm looking for a hard
headed Driver...
One who will make me feel so good...
And I found my hard headed Driver...
I will support Jim with my best..
Kung Fu Fighting
From: Carl Douglas & NoBull
Date: 10/26/00
Oh-oh-oh-oh...
Everybody was Nascar
Driven, those jerks were fast as lightning...
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,...
But Jimmy fought with expert timing...
There was a Driver man
from A Pa town..
They were trapping when up, Jimmy drove round
It's an ancient art, and everybody knew their place..
For Jimmy, ain't you a stiff, then 'Jims driven' from the hip
Everybody was nascar
Driven, those kids were fast as lightning...
In fact it was a little bit fright'ning,..
But Jimmy fought with expert timing..
There was funky Jr. and
little Tony S...
Jim said, here comes the big boss, let's get it on...
We took the bow and made a stand, started swaying a beer in our hands..
Jims sudden shifting made me cheer. , now we're into a brand new race
The
Sound Of Silence
From: Simon and Garfunkel & NoBull
Date: 10/31/00
Hello keyboard, my old friend,...
I've come to post with you again,..
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its post while I was sleeping,...
And the vision that was planted in my brain...
Still remains...
Within the sound of nascar.....
In restless dreams Jim walked alone...
Narrow windows of nascar cars,....
'Neath the halo of a green flag,...
I turned my 26 hat to the cold and damp...
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a new post light..
That split the night...
And touched the sound of Spencer fans....
And in the naked light I saw....
157 people, maybe more....
People talking without speaking,...
People typing while my screen glistings,...
People writing post that voices never share..
And no one dare...
Disturb the post of Spencer Fans... .
Rock
And Roll All Night
From: Simmons/Stanley & NoBull
Date: 11/3/00
Jim showed us
everything he's got..
You keep on driven' and the track gets hot...
And Jim drives us wild, we'll drive Travis crazy..
Zippy!!!!
And you say you wanna
go for a spin...
The race just begun, we want Jim to win..
Jim drives us wild, we'll drive Travis crazy..
We keep on shoutin', We
keep on cheering'..
Come On...
We wanna rock and roll
all nite and party every day...
We wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day..
We wanna rock and roll
all nite and party every day...
We wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day...
Fishgirl!!!!
Jim keeps on saying
you'll hang back for a while..
You're lookin' fancy and We like your style..
And Jim drive us wild, we'll drive Travis crazy..
Jim shows us everything
he’s got..
Uh Jimmy that's quite a lot...
And Jim drive us wild, we'll drive Travis crazy..
We keep on shoutin', We
keep on cheering'...
I can't hear ya
We wanna rock and roll
all nite and party every day..
We wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day..
We wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day..
WE wanna rock and roll all nite and party every day..
Up
Around The Bend
From: J.C. Fogerty & NoBull
Date: 11/7/00
There's a page up ahead and I'm goin'...
Just as fast as my fingers can type....
Come away, come away if you're goin',...
Leave the sinkin' page four behind....
Come on to page five,..
We're goin' up around the bend....
Ooh!...
Bring a song and a smile for the banjo,...
Better get while the gettin's good,...
Hitch a ride to the end of page four...
Where the neon’s screen turns on...
Come on to page five,..
We're goin' up around the bend....
Ooh!
You can ponder perpetual postings,..
Fix your mind on a crystal day,..
Always time for a good conversation,...
There's an reader for what you say...
Come on to page five,..
We're goin' up around the bend....
Yeah!
Ooh!
Catch a ride to the end of page four..
And we'll meet by the big red tree,...
There's a page up ahead and I'm goin',,
Come along, come along with me....
Yeah!
Song for page four....
Ob-La-Di,
Ob-La-Da
From: Lennon/McCartney & NoBull
Date: 11/9/00
Zippy
has a keyboard in her marketplace ..
Fishgirl is the singer in a band...
TopGun say to Fishgirl, girl I like what you say..
And Fishgirl says this "I’m typing as fast as I can"..
Ob-la-di,
ob-la-da,..
Life goes on, nascar..
La la how the race goes on..
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da..
Life goes on, nascar...
La la how the race goes on..
Pa-Guy
take a trolley to the beer store...
Buys a twenty pack of Coors,..
Takes it back to his keyboard waiting at the desk..
And as he turns it on he begins to sing..
(sing-sing)
Ob-la-di,
ob-la-da..
Life goes on, nascar..
La la how the race goes on...
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da..
Life goes on, nascar..
La la how the race goes on ..
Yeah,
In a couple of weeks they ..
Have built a page sweet page..
With a couple of drivers running in the track
like Jimmy and Todd Bodine...
Happy
ever after we are on page five..
Fishgirl lets the children lend a hand ..
Zippy stays at home and goes for page six..
And in the evening she's a singer with the band...
Ob-la-di,
ob-la-da...
Life goes on, nascar..
La la how the race goes on..
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da...
Life goes on, nascar..
La la how the race goes on ...
HELP!
From: The Beatles & Zippy
Date: 11/9/00
Help, I've started
something,
Help, not just anything,
Help, we all need each other, help.
When this topic was
younger, so many pages ago,
I didn't know what I was starting, oh my gosh!
But now that day is gone, five pages ago,
Now I find I just can't stop I got to post some more.
Help me if you can, I
can't stop typin'
And it really isn't worth fightin'.
Help me with all this here writin',
Won't you please, please help me.
And now this board has
changed in oh so many ways,
We're not lost for words, we know just what to say.
With beverage in hand we feel so secure,
We know we can do it, like we've done before.
Help me if you can, I
can't stop typin'
And it really isn't worth fightin'.
Help me with all this here writin',
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Speed
Racer
From: ?
Date: 11/10/00
Here he comes, here
comes Speed Racer...
He's a demon on wheels...
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasing after someone...
He's gaining on you so you better look alive..
He's busy revving up the powerful Mach Five..
And when the odds are against him and there's dangerous work to do....
Go Speed Racer...
Go Speed Racer...
Go Speed Racer go ....
Let’s
Get Together
From: Canned Heat & ?
Date: 11/12/00
Together Team K-Mart stand
Divided they will fall
Come on now people
And work together Come On Come On
Let’s work together Now Now Drivers
Because together we will stand
Every Driver and Pit Crew and Fan
Before when things go wrong
As they sometimes will
And a won’t you and Todd talk
And keep Wingo on the pill
Let’s work together Come On Come On
Let’s work together
You know together we will stand
Every Driver, Pit Crew and Fan
Send in
the Clowns
From: Judy Collins & NoBull
Date: 11/16/00
Song for page six
Isn't Bestwick rich?
Is Benny and Alan a pair?..
Me here at last on the couch,...
Jim in mid-tear..
Where are the clowns?...
Isn't it Bliss?...
I don't approve?...
Jim keeps tearing around,...
Alan who can't move...
Where are the clowns?..
Send in the clowns...
Just when I'd stopped
blocking commercials,...
Finally knowing the one that I wanted to see....
Alan is making his entrance again with his usual flair..
Sure of his lines...
No one is there....
I Don't love farce?...
My fault, I fear....
Alan thought that you'd want ...
Sorry, my fans!....
And where are the clowns...
Send in the clowns...
Don't bother, they're on NBC....
Isn't it rich?
Helmet head looks like a queer?...
Losing his timing this
late in his career....
And where are the clowns?...
There ought to be clowns...
Well, dear lord there is next year....
Welcome
Back Kotter
From: John Sebastian & NoBull
Date: 11/16/00
Welcome Back.....
Your screen is your ticket out.....
Welcome back,.....
To that same old place that you laughed about....
Well the names are the same since you hung around,...
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around. ....
Who'd have thought Jim would lead it...
(Who'd have thought Jim would lead it)...
Here where we need ya
(Here where we need ya)....
Yeah we tease Finn a lot cause we've got him on the spot,......
Welcome back, ......
Welcome back,
Welcome back, ....
The
Addams Family
From: Vic/Mizzy/Mizzy & NoBull
Date: 11/17/00
Bestwick’s creepy and
he’s kooky,..
Mysterious and spooky ...
He's all together ooky...
The Bestwick Family....
His booth is a museum..
Where Fans come to see him..
The really have to scream...
The Bestwick Family..
(Moron)
(Ken hair doo)
(Annoying)
So get a 26 hat on...
A stick shift you can swing with...
We're gonna pay a call on..
The Bestwick Family..
Mighty
Mouse
From: Barer/Scheib & NoBull
Date: 11/17/00
Mister Brett never hangs around......
When he hears this Mighty sound. .....
"Here Jim comes to save the day" ...
That means that Mighty Jim is on his way...
Yes sir, when there is a wrong to right ...
Mighty Jim will join the fight. .....
On the track or on the pits, .....
He gets the situation well in hand.....
The
Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
From: Timbuk3 & NoBull
Date: 11/19/00
We study nascar
science..
We love my classes..
We got a crazy driver...
He wears dark glasses...
Things are goin' great...
And they're only gettin' better...
Teams doin' alright...
Gettin' good grades...
The future's so bright...
Todd’s got a job
waitin'...
For his graduation..
Fifty thou' horse power..
Will buy a lotta top tens...
Oh boy...
Things are only gettin' better....
Doin' alright...
Gettin' good grades....
The future's so bright....
Gotta wear shades....
Shades...
Jims heavenly
blessed...
Nascar wise...
I'm a peeping on the message board...
With X-ray eyes...
Things are goin' great....
They're only gettin' better...
Doin' alright...
Gettin' good grades...
The future's so bright....
I gotta wear shades..
Shades....
Right
Now
From: VanHalen & NoBull
Date: 11/28/00
Don't wanna wait 'til
February...
Why put it off another day?....
One by one, little problems...
Build up, and stand in Bill France’s way. Oh....
One shift ahead, one
car behind ya...
Now ya gotta run to get even...
Make future plans I'll dream about the checkered, hey!....
Come on turn, turn this thing around...
(Right now) Hey! It's
your tomorrow....
(Right now) Come on, it's everything...
(Right now) Catch your magic moment...
Do it right here and now...
It means everything...
Miss a shift, you lose
a rhythm...
An nothin' falls into place. No!...
Only missed by a fraction.....
Slipped a little off your pace. Oh!....
The more cars you pass
, the more you want...
Just trade in one for another...
Workin' so hard to make it look easy...
Whoa, got to turn. Come on, turn this thing around...
(Right now) Hey, it's
your tomorrow....
(Right now) Come on, it's everything....
(Right now) catch that magic moment...
Do it right here and now....
It means everything...
It's what's
happening...
Right here and now...
Right now, it's right now...
Oh!...
Tell me, Jim what are ya waitin' for?...
Turn this thing around....
Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Reindeer
From: Johnny Marks & NoBull
Date: 11/29/00
Jimmy the nascar driver,...
Had a very shiny car,...
And if you ever saw it,...
You would even say it glowed....
All of the other drivers,...
Used to cringe and call him names....
They never let poor Jimmy,....
Join in any victory lane games....
Then one dega day,...
Jimmy came to say:....
"Jr. with your car so bright,...
Won't you come and guide my car today?"....
Then all the Spencer Fans loved him,....
As they shouted out with glee:....
"Jimmy the nascar driver,...
You'll go down in history!"....
All I
Want For Christmas
From: Berlin & NoBull
Date: 11/30/00
Every body stops and stares at the screen...
The 2000 season is gone as you can see...
I know who to blame for this catastrophe!....
But my one wish on Christmas Eve....
Is as plain as it can be! .....
All I want for Christmas....
Is a nascar race...
Is a nascar race...
Gee if I could only have a nascar race...
Then I could wish you all...
A Merry Christmas...
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,....
If I could only see the drop of the green...
All I want for Christmas....
Is a nascar race...
Is a nascar race...
Gee if I could only have a nascar race...
Then I could wish you all...
A Merry Christmas...
Do You
Hear What I Hear?
From: Regney/Shayne & NoBull
Date: 12/1/00
Do You Hear What I
Hear? ...
Said the Spencer Fan to the Todd Fan,...
"Do you see what I see?....
Way up in the groove, Spencer Fans,...
Do you see what I see?...
A Car, a Car, passing on the track ....
With a front end as big as the track,...
With a front end as big as the track,..."
Said the Spencer Fan to
the Todd Fan,....
"Do you hear what I hear?....
Ringing through the track, Spencer Fans,....
Do you hear what I hear?.....
A cheer, a cheer high above the stands...
Our cheers as big as the scream,....
With a cheers as big as the scream."....
Said the Spencer Fan to
the Todd Fan,....
"Do you know what We know?..
In your garage or pits ,....
Do you know what we know?...
A crew chief, A crew chief doesn’t have a brain..
Tried to bring him some silver and gold,...
To keep him from the gallows pole...
Said the Spencer Fan to
the Todd Fans...
"Listen to what we
say!"....
Pray for a good car, Good set up, and a pit crew that cares..
"Listen to what we say!"....
The Driver, the Driver putting in his heart...
Will bring us the checkered flag...
Will bring us the checkered flag...
Winter
Wonderland
From: Bernard/Smith & NoBull
Date: 12/3/00
Cars racing, are you
listening,....
In the lane, the 26 is glistening...
A beautiful sight,...
We're happy today,....
Walking in up the bleachers to our seats....
Gone away is the Dee
Dubya,....
Here to stay is Mr. Spencer...
He sings a ZZ top song,....
As we go along,....
Walking with our coolers in our hands.....
In the infield we can
build a snowman,....
Then pretend that he is Alan Bestwick...
He'll say: Are you a Stewart Fan?....
We'll say: No man,...
But Jim can do the
job....
When he’s in town....
Later on, we'll
conspire,....
As we type on the keyboard..
To face unafraid,...
The plans that we've made...
Walking to our barco lounge chair.....
In the infield we can
build a snowman,....
And pretend that he's a circus clown...
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Travis,...
Until the other Spencer Fans knock him down.....
When they race, ain't
it thrilling,...
Though your hand gets a chilling....
We'll cheer and we scream, the Spencer Fan way,....
walking to the best seat in the house....
Walking to the best seat in the house....
NoBull’s
Got A Keyboard
From: Aerosmith & NoBull
Date: 12/6/00
ch' dum dum dum, Travis what have you done....
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound NoBulls keyboard..
ch' dum dum dum, Travis what have you done...
ch' dum dum dum, it's the sound, it's the sound....
umh umh umh....
umh umh umh...
umh umh umh...
umh umh umh...
NoBull's got a keyboard..
NoBull's got a keyboard..
Travis's whole world's come undone...
From lookin' straight at the track..
What did his owner do?...
What did he put him through?...
They said when Travis was a grease boy..
They found him underneath a car..
But man he had it comin'
Now that NoBull's got a keyboard...
Travis ain't never gonna be the same ....
NoBull's got a keyboard...
NoBull's got a keyboard...
Travis's dog days just begun...
Now Travis is on the run ...
Tell me now it's untrue...
What did Travis do?...
He jacked our Driver Jimmy Spencer..
The man has got to be insane ....
They say the spell that Jim was under...
The lightning and the thunder ...
Knew that someone had to stop the pain...
Run away, run away from that crew chief...
Jim, Jim, Jim,
Run away, run away from the crap cars...
Jim, Jim, Jim
Run away, run away
Run, run away... ooh
A Man
Named Jim
From: Flatt/Scruggs & Zippy
Date: 12/8/00
I want to tell ya the
story about a man named Jim.
A stock car racer who really wanted to win.
Then one day while racing at the track,
He took the checkers coming from the back.
Mr. Excitement. That's
his name!
Well, the fans all knew
it was a wish come true.
Finally a win for Jimmy
and his crew.
The champagne was flowing and the stands were going wild!
We knew they could do it, it only took a little while.
Yeeaawww! Winner's
circle. They'll be back y'all. Real soon."
My
Kinda Driver
From: Billy
Squier & NoBull
Date: 12/9/00
You got the car runnin' Jimmy -...
You give me somethin' way beyond revenue...
You put the magic on the track -...
I feel the magic when you do what you do...
And oh...
I can't do without Jim for too long...
You're my nascar driver..
You're my kinda Driver...
You keep it all together -
You take crap put whenever Travis lets you down...
You got the motions Jimmy -...
I got a notion maybe I'll stick around...
And oh...
I can never doubt you for too long...
I can't see no reason -
You're my kinda Driver...
When you come 'round the track -...
I fly across the living room floor...
I can see you comin' ...
And I can't ask for more...
Rock me - sock me - Jimmy you got me ridin' to the end....
Rake me - shake me -Jimmy you make me - turn CBS on again...
You got my motor racin' -....
I find my thoughts embracin' your every move....
I wanna set you reelin' -....
I wanna make you feel the way that We do...
And oh...
I been thinkin' 'bout you for so long...
I don't wanna lose ya -...
You're my kinda Driver...
‘Twas
The Night Before Daytona
From: Traditional & NoBull
Date: 12/11/00
'Twas the night before
Daytona, when all through the track...
Not a creature was stirring, not even Jack Roush...
The airguns were hung in the pits with care,....
In hopes that our Drivers soon would be there;....
The children were nestled
all snug in their beds,....
While visions of checkered flags danced in their heads;....
And mamma in her 'tee-shirt, and I in my k-mart cap,....
Had just settled down on the couch with a Coors in our lap...
When on ESPN there rose
such a clatter..
I sprang from the couch to see what’s the matter...
Away to the TV I flew like a flash...
Tore open the chips and threw up the flag...
The track on the breast of a new grooven track...
Gave luster of mid-day to the cars below...
When what to my
wondering eyes should appear...
But 43 drivers and Stewart to...
With a big boned driver so lively and quick...
I knew in a moment it must be our Jim...
More rapid that Gordon his coursers he came...
And he whistled and shouted, and passed them with ease..
Pass Gordon, Pass Earnhardt, pass Stewart...
Pass Waltrip, Pass Jr, all with care...
To the top of the high
grove, to the bottom still safe zone...
Now pass them all, Pass them all, Pass them all with care...
When Jim meet with a obstacle, press on the gas...
So up to Victory lane
his course he flew...
With the car full of power, And Todd taking 2...
And then in a twinkling, I heard from BP..
The prancing and pawing and Jimmy on the roof...
As I drew my hands around my Coors with care..
And gave such a hoot...
I knew Jim could do it...
Merry Christmas to
all...
And on to racing we go....
Here
Comes Santa Claus
From: Autry/Haldeman & Mr Mcd
Date: 12/12/00
Here comes Jimmy
Spencer
Here comes Jimmy Spencer
Right down victory lane
Here comes Jimmy
Spencer
Here comes Jimmy Spencer
He must be insane (in a good way)
Movin and groovin
Dicin and slicin
Makin his way to a win
Lets all cheer and have
no fear
Cause Jimmy has come to win
I'll Be
Home for Christmas
From: Gannon & NoBull
Date: 12/18/00
I'll be in front of the
TV for Christmas;..
You can count on me...
Please have racen and lots of rubben..
And the camel car on the TV...
Christmas Eve will find
me...
Where the Coors cans gleam...
I'll be in front of the TV for Christmas...
With Jimmy wins in my dreams....
Sleigh
Ride
From: Anderson & NoBull
Date: 12/20/00
Just hear those cars a
starting..
Ring ting tingle-ing too...
Come on, it's lovely weather...
For a nascar racing together with you...
Outside the drivers are
ready...
And friends are cheering "You Hoo"...
Come on, it's lovely weather ....
For a nascar racing with you...
Giddy-yap giddy-yap
giddy-yap let's go green...
Let's look at the cars...
there riding in a wonderland you know...
Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap it's grand ....
Just holding your Coors...
There gliding along with the song...
Of a Stewart fairy land...
Our cheeks are nice and
rosy...
And comfy cozy are we ..
We're snuggled up together like Spencer Fans...
Birds of a feather would be ...
Let's take the race
before us...
And cheer a chorus or two...
Come on, it's lovely weather...
For a nascar racing with you...
I Saw
Three Ships
From: Traditional & NoBull
Date: 12/20/00
I saw three cars a
racing...
On Christmas day, on
Christmas day..
I saw three cars a racing...
On Christmas Day in the morning.....
And what was in those
cars all three...
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day?...
And what was in those cars all three...
On Christmas Day in the morning?....
Jimmy Spencer and Todd
where there..
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.....
Jimmy Spencer and Todd where there..
On Christmas Day in the morning. .....
It's
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
From: Pola/Wyle & NoBull
Date: 12/20/00
It's the most wonderful
time of the year....
With the kids in there tee shirts...
And everyone telling you...
"You better cheer"...
It's the most wonderful time of the year.....
There'll be parties for
hosting,....
Stewart flags for toasting....
And cheering up in the stand...
There'll be scary race stories and..
Tales of the glories of races long long ago...
It's the most wonderful
time of the year....
There'll be much cheering with Jimmy going...
And cars all a glowing..
When the Drivers and near...
It's the most wonderful time of the year.....
Turn
the Page
From: Bob Seger & NoBull
Date: 12/20/00
On a long and lonesome highway ...
East of Omaha ...
You can listen to the engine....
Moanin' out his one note song ...
You can think about the crew chief...
Or the car you knew years before...
But your thoughts will soon be wandering ...
The way they always do...
When you're ridin' 500 laps..
And there's nothin' much to do ...
And you don't feel much like driven crap, ...
you just wish the race was through...
Here Jim is...
On the track again...
There Jim is..
Up on the wall..
Here I go...
Cheering him on again...
There I go ....
Change the channel.…
Well you walk up in the grandstands...,
Strung out from the road...
And you feel the eyes upon you ....
As you're shakin' off your 26 hat...
You pretend it doesn't bother you ...
And then you just explode...
Most times you can't hear 'em talk, ...
Other times you can...
All the same old clichés,...
"Is that a crew chief or a clown?" ...
And you always seem outnumbered,...
You have to make a stand ...
Here I am ...
On the keyboard again ....
There I am ...
Jimmy’s page...
Here I go...
Singing songs again...
There I go...
Turn the page ...
Jims out there in the spotlight...
With a million miles to drive...
Every ounce of energy...
He try's to give away...
As the sweat pours out his body...
Later in the evening ....
As Jim lie awake in bed...
With the echoes from the misfiring car...
Ringin' in your head...
You smoke the day's last stogie,...
Rememberin' what Ed said ..
Here I am...
Signed with Travis again...
There I am ....
Up on the wall...
Here I go ....
Driving crap again...
There I go ....
Turn the page....
Teach
Your Children
From: Graham Nash & NoBull
Date: 12/29/00
You who are on the web
site...
Must have a code that you can live by....
And so become yourself...
Because the past is just a good time.....
Teach your children
well,...
Our drivers car did slowly go by,....
And feed them on your dreams...
The one they picks, the one you'll know by....
Don't you ever ask
Spencer fans why,…
If they told you, you will cry,..
So just look at them and sigh…
And know they cheer for Jim....
And Jim, of tender
years,...
Can't know the wins that your elders grew by,...
And so please help them with there youth,...
They seek the Driver before they go to the track...
Teach your little
Spencer Fans well,...
Your children's heck will slowly drive by,...
And feed them on your dreams...
The one they picks, the one you'll know by....
Don't you ever ask us
why,…
If we told you, you will cry,...
So just look at us and sigh…
And know they cheer for Jim.....